Singer/trainwreck-in-the-making Lily Allen tightened her grip on the title of Britain’s Sweetheart at last night’s GQ Men of the Year Awards, where her performance as emcee of the event made Britney Spears’ VMA appearance look as elegant as a Pablo Casals solo. The 23-year-old stood at the dais tossing down glass after glass of [...]

Obviously, I’ll get some nasty emails about posting this image, so all that I’m gonna say is that this is a really fucking funny picture. Get over it.
Entertainment + Politics = A Very Dull Agent, so we’re not going there. Draw your own conclusions, bitches.
On The Web: Elton John’s Radio City Fundraiser For Hillary

So, I guess Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson won’t be returning my call. (Celebrity Smack)
Matthew McConaughey’s Nuts: ‘Nuff said. (CityRag)
Rihanna & Josh Harnett: Dating, but not for long. (Celebitchy)
Elton John will kick your ass at Texas Hold ‘Em. (Ayyyy!)
Angelina Jolie is a Prude. (WIMB)
Tom from MySpace: Big, fat liar. (POTP)
Daniel Radcliffe will bring his naked, angry [...]

Elton John, who I never liked all that much in the first place, has spent years burnishing his well-deserved reputation for being a whiny old bitch. Now that he’s turned sixty, Elton has finally succumbed to the ultimate stereotype of tedious curmudgeonry and started griping about those dang kids with their so-called “music” and [...]

Really he is and he has a deep understanding of how religion affects everybody.
“I think religion has always tried to turn hatred toward gay people,” John said in the Observer Music Magazine. “Religion promotes the hatred and spite against gays.”
“But there are so many people I know who are gay and love their religion,” [...]

Elton John is sick, SICK I SAY, of American rock bands’ tattoos and piercings. He’d like them to ditch their lives as fashion criminals and “adopt the cutting-edge, glam-rock style made popular by his peers”, namely Lance Bass of Insync.
“It’s been a thing the British have always been very good at, with Bowie, myself, T.Rex, [...]