If you were making a case that geeks should never, ever try to be hip or badass, this might qualify as Exhibit A. A German band is now performing Eminem’s songs in the language best suited to his tender, caring sentiments. No, not German—that would just sound like Rammstein, only more articulate and [...]

Sounds like they should start seeing other people. Last year Eminem and his ex Kim Mathers tried one last time to make things work, but Kim used her latest radio interview to make it clear that the magic is really and truly over. Specifically, she called him “a horrible person” and then went [...]

So, the MTV Movie Awards happened last night. My amazing friend, MK — who remains convinced that, one day, we’ll paint our fingernails green (“I think it’s pretty, I reply!”) and marry in a Cabaret-inspired ceremony — covered the red carpet. Check out his photos.
During the actual awards ceremony itself, producers certainly aimed to [...]

Oceans Thirteen: Lack of foreplay and a highly-charged, self-important climax. (Pajiba)
Mickey Rourke: Not exactly a fine wine. (Celebrity Smack)
Eminem says his new album includes a song about screwing Mariah Carey. (Celebitchy)
The C-String: A headband for your nether regions. (KiSP)
Jennifer Aniston and her male whore perform separate walks of shame. (Glitterati)
Donald Trump will now have the [...]

Heather Mills shows off a wooden cameltoe . . . EWWWWWWWWW!!!. (I’m Bringing Blogging Back)
The Blades of Glory costumes give Will Ferrell the male equivalent of cameltoe. Words fail. (CityRag)
Eminem doesn’t like his twice ex-wife talking trash about him, but he feels perfectly justified in writing songs about killing the bitch. (Glitterati)
The coroner results of [...]

Evidently they’re not getting back together. Eminem’s ex Kim Mathers gave an interview to a Detroit radio station and ripped the notoriously obnoxious rapper a new one, saying, “I can’t stand him. He’s an absolutely horrible person, and he gets worse every day.” Just in case that wasn’t clear enough, she added, “I [...]

This has got to be the worst idea ever. Word is that Eminem and Kim Mathers are secretly engaged to be re-re-married. About the only bright side to this is that Marriage #3 might be relatively successful, considering how low the first two marriages set the bar. Last year’s re-marriage lasted 82 [...]

A new release by Eminem just came out like gangbusters. The Eminem Presents: The Re-Up contains twenty-three tracks on one disc. Eminem initially conceived the project as “an underground, unoffical CD with raw production values” that featured new Shady Records artists Stat Quo, Ca$his and Bobby Creekwater on several tracks. Much like his mentor, Dr. [...]