Or something like that. The new year is now more than 100 hours old, and already it’s assuming its own distinctive character. You could also call it the Year of Hilariously Inappropriate Couples. Case in point: Katy Perry and Russell, who seem to be engaged. Granted, that’s not really all that [...]

Say what you will about Marilyn Manson: he knows how to lure a woman back into his clutches. Apparently it’s all about writing a song called I Want to Kill You Like They Do in the Movies and dedicating it to your lost love, or telling the press, “I have fantasies every day about [...]

Well, lookie here. Rose McGowan has ended her engagement to Robert “Rebel Without A Crew” Rodriguez. No reasons have yet to be revealed for this inevitably “amicable split,” but I think we all know why or, at the very least, can take an educated guess. Here’s the relationship postmortem, according to Radar Online, who broke [...]

Now that’s something you don’t see everyday… two of Marilyn Manson’s ex-girlfriends onstage together. As one would expect, Rose McGowan looked distinctly less than pleased to be standing onstage with Evan Rachel Wood (a.k.a. McGowan Model T-300) at the Hollywood Foreign Press Annual Installation luncheon. The entire tableau, right down to Rose and Evan’s respective [...]

A few people ($1,082,362 worth) saw another film, Battle for Terra but they probably won’t admit it because this film depressed the hell out of them. Oh, and I managed to work the word “erection” into the review. That’s kinda cool, if you really think about it.

Evan Rachel Wood is a damn weirdo with some serious daddy issues, but she’s a reasonably talented actress and a decent singer. Unfortunately, talent and taste are two very, very different things. Now that Evan’s suppressed her better instincts and hooked up again with her undead string bean of a boyfriend, she’s looking [...]

Evidently the rumors are true. Evan Rachel Wood and Mickey Rourke are officially a couple, and one that makes the one-night stand between Marv and Goldie in Sin City look as utterly realistic as a Mike Leigh movie. This just might be the greatest Hollywood romance of 2009, and if you’d like that [...]

Give the girl credit for working fast. Just weeks after breaking up with Marilyn Manson, Evan Rachel Wood has found a new boyfriend who’s even more neurotic and wears even sillier outfits. But at least he possesses the saving virtue of not being utterly useless. After months of rumors, Evan confirmed she’ll [...]