Generally the appearance of a Lady Gaga post on this page is a sure sign of a glacially slow news day, but this one is strange enough I think we’d run it under any circumstances. People looking way too closely at the video clips of Gaga’s performance at Glastonbury have spotted a disturbing moment [...]

Oh hell, that’s some fucking funny shit. Not many “pretentious” musicians can pull off such degrees of self-depreciation. If you want context, read Trent Reznor’s explanation for his, uh, problem.

Tarantino in Death Proof and Fergie in Planet Terror
I am the worst person at remembering anyone’s birthday, and this ends up getting me in all sorts of troubles because, apparently, this makes me an insensitive person. So, due to the fact that I am a major dork, when Eli Roth mentioned to me that he’d [...]

Shoot ‘Em Up: Clive Owen, Monica Bellucci, guns, buckets of blood, and death by carrot. (Pajiba)
Nelly Furtado goes bottled blonde. (Celebrity Smack)
Avril Lavigne doesn’t deserve her fame. (Celebitchy)
Vanessa Hudgens hasn’t yet been exiled from Disney. (POTP)
Kevin Federline has a secret witness, yo.
(The Blemish)
Todaze Six Pack Haute Couture WTF. (KIsP)
Tom Brady misses “Charmed.” (OPFJLH)
Nicole Richie has [...]

The best thing about fame is flying on a private jet. – fergie

"If you want to save the planet, I want you to start jumping up & down. Come on, motherf*ckers!" Madonna
"Six degrees could separate us from a global environmental disaster of epic proportions." Kevin Bacon
"Can you believe I’m getting back together with those girls? [...]

Jennifer Aniston goes back to Hitachi. (Celebitchy)
Nick Lachey & Vanessa Manillo: The NSFW reinactment! (Evil Beet)
Ellen DeGeneres & Portia de Rossi are just your everyday lesbian couple. (Celebrity Smack)
Katie Holmes and her fucking huge man hands.
(City Rag)
Emo Lawns are so bloody easy to maintain. (KIsP)
Paula Abdul isn’t even Fitzgeraldian enough to call herself an Oxford [...]

yo yo yo! scope out dis fugalicious skank! fun couple fergie & iron mike tyson
MIKE TYSON TO STAR IN BOLLYWOOD MOVIE pretty much says it all. Some Indian film producer, who clearly has a keen grasp of pop culture, says "Tyson has a huge fan base, & I want to tap that." Yes, this is [...]

Matthew McConaughey grills, licks his fingers, and drinks a beer. (Celebitchy)
Natalie Portman tosses a side boob opportunity towards the bones. (The Blemish)
Jessica Biel looks typically hot in Elle Magazine. (Glitterati)
Paris Hilton fired her publicist because, like, that will totally make up for the jail thing. (Celebrity Smack)
This chick (NSFW) attempts to blow a statue, scores [...]