So, everyone (just a few people, actually) wants to know what the hell Lindsay Lohan was thinking when she wore this sparkly hooded dress to last-night’s In-Style Golden Globes afterparty. Well, I’ve got a few theories: (1) “Sparkles = great way to get cast in the Breaking Down part of the Twilight thing;” (2) “Hey, [...]

Cat burgers could satify that raging carnivorous hunger, but I don’t see a Kitler burger on the menu. (Cityrag)
Jenna Jameson wants Scarlett Johansson to play her on the big screen. (Spank Cheeks)
Jessica Simpson says that her boobies disabled her early career. (Glitterati)
Justin Timberlake, Prince, and their mutual little-man syndrome. Catfight! (US Magazine)
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Tonight is the annual Golden Globes presentation, and while I’m most certainly looking forward to another Drew Barrymore moment, let us focus on the importance of the ceremony itself. Nah!
On November 15th, 2006, Lorraine Broussard Nicholson was named Miss Golden Globe for the 64th Annual Golden Globe ceremony. Lorraine (“like the quiche”) is the sixteen-year [...]

Though I didn’t watch the awards ceremony a few nights ago, the pictorial aftermath would lend one to believe that the not-so-aptly named Golden Globes were very artificial and saggy.
Both terms of course being mutually exclusive.
At the saggier end of the line was Drew Barrymore, who decided to spare herself the cost of [...]