Any fears concerning the health of Isaac Hanson should be dismissed full stop, for the eldest Hanson led brothers Taylor and Zachary in a weekend of campaigning their hometown of Tulsa for a “Yes” vote on the river tax. This essentially means nothing to outsiders except that, coincidentally, the newly-released Hanson album is called “The [...]

Isaac Hanson hospitalized for a freak pulmonary embolism. (Celebitchy)
Lily Allen & Kate Moss get drunk and screw and sloppy. (Celebrity Smack)
Jude Law brings back the sexy by default. (Ayyyy!)
Justin Bobby resembles Richard “The Shoe Bomber” Reid. (IBBB)
Beyonce won’t do a concert without showing off the goods. (Gabby Babble)
Perez Hilton, a black eye, and a [...]

Sexy politicos in full drag queen attire. Could you possibly resist? (CityRag)
Tom Cruise tried to persuade Larry King to kick Judaism and join that fruity little church of his. (The Blemish)
Heather Mills got dumped by PETA. Gee, it really sucks to be her. (Glitterati)
The students at Oprah Winfrey’s South African compound aren’t permitted to communicate [...]

At least they put the cute one up front.
One of the awesome things about being rich is experiencing such leisurely pursuits as travelling to third-world countries and observing how the truly decrepit wallow within their squalor. The Hanson brothers recently left their cushy life in Tulsa, Oklahoma to travel to such depths of humanity. Now [...]

I suppose one might have to live in Tulsa, Oklahoma, just to realize how omnipresent and annoying the Hanson brothers once were. The following comparison isn’t nearly as startling as the twenty-year transformation of the Beastie Boys, but looking at the Hanson brothers a decade after the infiltration of MMMBOP is damn amusing:

The veracity [...]