This will come as no surprise to most of us, especially Sir Paul McCartney, but Heather Mills (the one-legged wonder!) has earned the dubious honour of Britain’s Moodiest Celebrity:
The former model topped the list for her behaviour during her divorce from Beatles legend Sir Paul McCartney – including an appearance on British TV show ‘GMTV’ [...]

….just kidding! Neither of Heather Mills’ legs have looked that good in over a decade.
The Rocky Horror Picture Show just kicked off its stage version in Sydney, Australia. Writer/creator/actor Richard O’Brien, along with members of the principal cast, sent the show into orbit in typical style. I must admit slight disappointment that the actor portraying [...]

In a story that couldn’t be timed better, animal rights activist/golddigger Heather Mills has been accused of scaring a woman’s dog to death. Sandra Rowbury, who lives next door to Mills, claimed that her Weimaraner Glow died of a bloated gut after Mills put on a 20-minute, $20,000 fireworks display as part of the [...]

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Heather Mills talks about her strap on. Life is hard for singleton bitches. (Radar Online)
Cheerleader catfight: Less cleanup involved than with pudding wrestling. (CityRag)
In a roundabout way, Our Daily Bread justifies the enjoyment of Krispie Kream donuts. (Pajiba)
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Justin Timberlake [...]

Heather MIlls thinks that a few years of marriage entitles her to four of Paul McCartney’s homes. She must give one hell of a blow job. (Glitterati)
Pan’s Labryinth: It’s not the David Bowie movie you grew up with. (Pajiba)
Demi Moore is seriously in heat. Get that bitch spayed. (Evil Beet)
David Arquette is either a [...]