Welcome to Things Noel Gallagher Hates, Part… aah, I don’t think they even make numbers that big. At any rate, the Gallagher shit list now includes the whole damn planet and very nearly everyone on it, as Noel explained to Chris Martin in his usual pungent fashion when the Coldplay frontman/wanker quizzed Gallagher on [...]

James Blunt has gotten a lot of grief for his kitschy songs (and even more, probably, for dating the likes of Petra Nemcova), and he’s had enough. The lad has stated he’ll hang up his guitar—for a price. In an interview with Uncut magazine, the popstar pledged: “If someone is prepared to pay [...]

J.K. Rowling never thought of those idiots who got Dumbledore tattoos, did she? (KIsP)
James Blunt found a smashing Halloween costume. (Celebrity Smack)
Courtney Love surprised to be banned from Claridge’s hotel after causing a fire. (Celebitchy)
Zak Efron is looking ever-so slightly masculine. (Gabby Babble)
Victoria Beckham thinks she’s worth more than Marilyn Monroe. (POTP)
Kirsten Dunst: This time, [...]

Dita Von Teese says she’s not really that perverted. Not like old whatshisname. (Celebrity Smack)
Pick the Hawkeye Hoosegow Incarcerated Bitch of 2007: Check out the last nominee. (Iowahawk)
James Blunt is such a pimp, dawg. (Celebitchy)
Dave Navarro needs to check his head. (Evil Beet)
Reese Witherspoon shops in Beverly Hills. (Glitterati)
Alyssa Milano: A short, sexy, hairy-armed freak. [...]

Via Allahpundit we learn that science had named the most depressing song ever. The winners were The Verve.
Personally I’d have handed the award Jeff Buckley’s rendition of Hallelujah.

An assortment of Kate Moss pictures, wherein she is modelled in the likeness of Warhol’s Marilyn Monroe series, has sold for $100,000 USD.
Whether or not the above graffiti artist (Banksy) made more of a killing than the $4,000 apiece toast portraits by Lennie Payne remains to be seen, but a new artist and his [...]

It must be spring. Late spring, anyway, since the Theme for the Day, here and elsewhere, seems to be hooking up. And who better to advise our lonely and mostly celibate readers (might as well be honest here) than Russell Brand, a former MTV veejay who shagged supermodel Kate Moss despite the fact [...]

In which we compare those improbable chick magnets:

 
 
Wilmer Valderrama
 
James Blunt

Vitals
 
b. 1980 Miami, 5′8", claims 8+" (says nickname is Big Wil)
 
b. 1977 Hampshire 5′8" (Sunday Telegraph claims born 1974)

Catalyst
 
Venezuela
 
Kosovo

Famous Shags
 
Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson, Rosario Dawson, Sofia Vergera, Jennifer Love Hewitt (denies), Mandy Moore (denies)
 
Socialite Tara Palmer-Tomkinson, Pussycat Doll Jessica Sutta, supermodel Petra Nemcova, TV bimbo [...]