This must be a slow news month, for The Sun has apparently splashed out some cash towards one of Jamie Hince’s “friends” in order to get a so-called “exclusive” scoop:

Kate Moss and her boyfriend Jamie Hnce have been invited away with her old flame actor Johnny Depp a

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Listen up, mates. If you’re not yet familiar with columnist Julie Burchill, let me perform a proper introduction merely by stating that she is a fucking goddess. She’s also pretty much got one of my three dream jobs in life, and Burchill now takes on the idiotic double standard that has p…

It looks like Alison Mosshart has completed touring with Jack White and The Dead Weather, for she and Jamie Hince are now back to work on their fourth studio album. Hopefully, those rumoured demos are safe and sound instead of still suffering the wrath of Kate Moss because The Kills really do get bette…

Over the weekend, I finally got around to picking up the Dead Weather’s debut album, Horehound, and it’s bloody fucking amazing stuff, sort of a blues-soaked version of The White Stripes² that just ate the bastard love child of Led Zeppelin and Bob Dylan. Methinks that Jack White…

The largest annual British musical festival, Glastonbury Festival 2009, has officially kicked off, and Lily Allen performed her Friday gig while wearing a spacey purple wig and an outfit that shows off her newly toned arse. Of course, I’m not really sure how she keeps her tits from popping ou…

Richard Branson’s Virgin Atlantic has celebrated its 25th birthday, and, to mark the occasion, Branson hired Kate Moss to dress up as a Virgin “Flying Girl” (those Vargas-styled pin-up girls painted on the side of the Virgin fleet). While Kate was all smiles for this well-paid…

Bloody hell, mates. There’s an unsubstantiated (and, in fact, disproven below) rumour going about that Kate Moss’ boyfriend, Jamie Hince of The Kills, has disappeared without a trace:

The rocker went walkabout after a gig in the Canadian city of Montreal on Wednesday — and worried ba

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Not too long ago, all of us were absolutely stunned to learn that the seemingly innocuous David Bowie masterminded the global recession all by his lonesome. However awful things may seem for those of us in the U.S., the citizens of the U.K. are, reportedly, having an even worse time of it lately. Fortu…