The crazy that is Joaquin Phoenix may very well have recently surfaced at an Oscar party, but that doesn’t mean that, you know, he’s not still all about the music. A representative (who, Casey Affleck?) for Phoenix has denied earlier reports that Phoenix had abandoned his oh-so-promising rap career for an acting comeback as Edgar [...]

Admittedly, it’s rather easy to forget that Joaquin Phoenix is an Academy Award-nominated (former) actor, but he’s certainly done enough to encourage such a collective memory lapse. Of course, during that crazy Letterman appearance, Joaquin reminded us all that he had unequivocally left the acting business. However, it seems that the Oscars must have stirred [...]

I’m gonna be totally honest here and acknowledge that, in reference to continuing reports, descriptive terms such as “passionate embrace,” “making out,” and “constantly touching each other” are not anything that I want to visualize when it comes to Natalie Portman and Sean Penn. In particular, it really creeps me out that these two were [...]

Damn, I do adore that David Letterman, who, as everyone knows, isn’t one to tiptoe around any topic, no matter the interviewee’s desire to do so. Last night, Letterman pretty much obliterated the sunglasses-wearing Joaquin Phoenix, who hasn’t been doing a bad job at this himself, while promoting his alleged last film, Two Lovers:
Letterman: “You [...]

Joaquin Phoenix has had one of the more interesting acting careers out there, and now it looks like he’s going to do an equally interesting job of losing his damn mind. The talented weirdo announced last October that he was giving up his acclaimed acting career to concentrate on his work as a rapper, [...]

When it recently became public knowledge that Joaquin Phoenix was leaving the film industry behind for the chance to become a musician, I sort of figured he’d go the Jared Leto way. You know, I thought Joaquin would start wearing eyeliner, begin to act upon a faux-necrophiliac fetish, and develop a sudden and inexplicable hatred [...]

Joaquin Phoenix is no stranger to, well, his own bizarre behavior. Dude is an unwashed freak with questionable spelling who is also “Glad He Ate Her.” Now, things have gotten truly weird because Joaquin is actually starting to resemble Brett Ratner with a bit of Ted “Unibomber” Kaczynski tossed in for good measure. If nothing [...]

Joaquin Phoenix was named Favourite Leading Man at the 2008 People’s Choice Awards, and he chose to write his acceptance speech on a series of placards. Ordinarily, I would assume that Joaquin meant to misspell his name as a cutesy joke, but then again, we are talking about Mister “Glad He Ate Her.” He does [...]