Over the weekend, the new teaser trailer for Piranha 3D briefly appeared online before being yanked by The Weinstein Company. It remains a mystery as to precisely why the trailer was removed, but (even though I’m so over the latest 3D resurgence) that doesn’t change the fact that I’m still rather curious about and am [...]

Evidently prison didn’t do much to reform Joe Francis’ character. Joe made a brief appearance on the Hollywood Party Girl show Tuesday and was asked how he felt about Lindsay Lohan’s relationship with Samantha Ronson, considering that he and Lindsay were briefly involved back in the days when she was working her way through [...]

Two Dicks and Mario Lopez: You Make The Call
The recent news of a freed Joe “Jailbait” Francis is rather hilarious in the same way that setting one’s own reproductive organs on fire tends to inspire uproarious laughter. Indeed, after eleven months behind bars — and without poontang — Francis has entered a plea of nolo [...]

Girls Gone Wild slimeball Joe Francis may be locked up in a federal prison somewhere in the alkali deserts of Nevada, but a minor setback like that isn’t nearly enough to make him shut the hell up. Page Six reports that Francis has set up a new website, meetjoefrancis.com, to help people get better [...]

Vanessa Hudgens, the “disgraced” High School Musical star, has decided that the best way to repair her tarnished Disney image is by posing for a lad skin mag such as FHM or Maxim:
Hudgens says, “I think being a woman and being able to show a sexy side is empowering. Being able to show we are [...]

Jon Stewart News: Sadly, this is not an announcement for Elmopalooza II. (POTP)
Victoria Beckham just acquired an official reason to look miserable. (Celebrity Smack)
Brad Pitt: It will cost you $5 for a piece of his ass. Angelina not included. (Celebitchy)
Viggo Mortensen is tipped as a winner. (Ayyyy!)
Katie Holmes really sucks at taking pictures. (IBBB)
George Clooney [...]

It really isn’t fair to call Kim Kardashian a vacuous, airheaded attention whore with hyperinflated glutes. She’s a vacuous, airheaded attention whore with hyperinflated glutes and a social conscience. And, like her late father, she seems to have a soft spot for some of the uglier pieces of slime to be caught in [...]

When Joe first went into lock down we asked him to get advice from those who’ve gone before him. We almost begged Joe to ask himself What Would Tookie Williams Do when he found himself in a “sticky situation”.
Well apparently Joe enjoys life in the Nevada State Penal System.
He’s free on bail in Nevada, [...]