For reasons that I suppose I’ll never understand, some of you have described Juliette Lewis as “pretty hawt” and “total girlfriend material,” in spite of her large, looming monster Scientology box. So, it occurred to me that perhaps Juliette, as a roller derby league skater named “Dinah Might” in the upcoming Whip It, would appeal [...]

Okay, the whole Scientology thing was something of a giveaway. That, and the drugs. Not to mention a history of public acting-out that suggests we might be looking at the 2020s version of Courtney Love. But no one can deny she’s serious about her music, and she remains serious even after dumping [...]

That wild and crazy Scientology rocker, Juliette Lewis, has reportedly given her loyal band, The Licks, the boot in favor of a new musical entourage calling themselves “The New Romantiques.” Well, okay, but I really think that a more appropriate band name would be “Juliette & The Talking Vaginas,” yet I can understand why she [...]

Stop mumbling down there . . . she can’t quite hear you.
Well, I’ve done my best to avoid the heavy-duty Scientology-related talk since Jett Travolta’s untimely death. However, this cult does not stop for death, and neither does the miraculously speaking (and thetanless!) crotch of Juliette Lewis, which we’ll catch up with in a bit. [...]

Juliette Lewis is such a fucking rebel. (Holy Moly)
Charlie Sheen is lookin’ like a total prick. (Celebrity Smack)
Angelina Jolie laughs heartily at the middle class. (Celebitchy)
Joaquin Phoenix doesn’t respect his elders. (Ayyyy!)
Jennifer Lopez is gigantic. Huge. Massive. (POTP)
Kate Hudson looks very seductive. (Gabby Babble)
Alessandra Ambrosio gets all slippery wet in GQ. (The Blemish)
Brooke Shields engages [...]

Juliette Lewis has always been slightly odd, but as lead singer of her musical project, Juliette And The Licks, her stage antics are altogether incomprehensible. Regardless, her band is enjoying some moderate success and has heavily hit the worldwide festival circuit. Along with Dirty Pretty Things, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sonic Youth, Sakerock, and numerous [...]

If you’ve recently felt the Earth’s axis take a bender and scream for help, that would be a result of a highly polarized quantity of weirdness that has migrated to Landgraaf, The Netherlands for the 38th annual Pinkpop Festival. This three-day extravaganza of debauchery includes the likes of Marilyn Manson, Juliette & The Licks, Amy [...]

Heather Mills has confirmed that she’ll appear on “Dancing With The Stars.” (Glitterati)
Two male scientists claim to have fashioned the prototype for the perfect bra even though they have no boobies. (Autospeed)
Britney Spears is no longer Britney Spears after she bashes a car window with an umbrella. (Evil Beet)
Juliette Lewis unleashes her inner tribal rock [...]