More end-of-the-decade stuff. The Guinness Book of World Records has been looking at box office returns for the Oughties, and the highest-grossing actress of the decade is… Yep, it’s Emma Watson. At 19, her films have pulled in a staggering $5.4 billion—and, thanks to her voice work in The Tale of Despereaux, she [...]

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The internet is abuzz with Keira Knightley’s sudden boobage in this new advert for Chanel’s iconic fragrance, Coco Mademoiselle. While many marvel at this sudden, uh, development, I suspect that most hetero men are just happy to look at boobs. Any boobs will do.
Unfortunately, these are not Keira’s [...]

From the looks of the above advert, Keira Knightley is still the face of Chanel’s iconic fragrance, Coco Mademoiselle, despite rumours that Emma Watson was to take over the campaign and, presumably, launch into the realm of overexposure. Naturally, such a move by Emma wouldn’t do much to satisfy desire she’s expressed, “I’m hoping to [...]

Oh crap, yet another “epic” Nicole Kidman film, Australia (which also stars Mister Sexynot, Hugh Jackman), will soon be available at your local multiplex. As with its lead actors, the film itself has been constructed with a shameful amount of money, but director Baz Luhrmann has also conveniently provided a retroactive alibi for his “$130 [...]

Oh, bloody hell. For whatever reason, the pictures from this year-old post just popped into my head, so I had to post them for your mutual benefit as well. You’re welcome.
The image at left was, of course, the cover from the November 2007 issue of the now-defunct print edition of Radar Magazine. (Remember that [...]

We can think of fewer films other than The Dutchess that would qualify as The Bitchiest Film Screening Ever:
Donald Trump: He’s still pissed off at becoming the 1st Inductee into the Bedhead Hall Of Shame.
Melania Trump: The poor thing knows “the grim reality of Donald Trump in his birthday suit.”
Anna Wintour: That evil smile belongs [...]

Keira Knightley has something in common with Balki Bartokomous of “Perfect Strangers” fame, although Keira would no doubt be loathe to acknowledge the comparison. The English sourpuss recently revealed that a reason exists for why she always looks so damn miserable in photographs:
“I’m not comfortable having to be myself or being photographed as myself. Australian [...]

Keira at the 2008 Elle Style Awards in London

Somehow, I was under the impression that if Keira Knightley were to actually smile, it would be like a thousand rays of sunshine dancing upon the soul of mankind. Then, Miss Keira would inexplicably grow fairy wings, and little yellow butterflies would burst forth from her magic [...]