Score one for Kate Moss, whose life has drastically improved since her notorious cocaine shame, but dammit, folks, get your scandals straight. Of course, we’re speaking of News Of The World and their unsubstantiated orgy story, which unequivocally stated that Moss had enjoyed a foursome romp at her 34th birthday party. Now, NOTW retracts the [...]

Lindsay Lohan went down on an Oompa Loompa. (Celebrity Smack)
Paris Hilton is, uh, doing it for the troops. (Celebitchy)
Sienna Miller is nearly naked. (The Blemish)
Jude Law & Jennifer Aniston enter the Hall of Mirrors. (Ayyyy!)
Tyra Banks: The Case Of The Ghostly Cameltoe. (IBBB)
Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony are Delusional. (WIMB)
Kelly & Jack Osbourne are lookin’ [...]

David Beckham says Tom Cruise isn’t forcing it down his throat. (Gabby Babble)
Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are heating up. (Celebitchy)
Victoria Beckham shows us why she doesn’t smile. (Celebrity Smack)
Britney Spears stars in a lame historical tableau. (Ayyyy!)
Amy Fisher has a sex tape. Slut! (POTP)
Heidi and Steve Sanders shopped the Halloween aisle at Walgreens. (IBBB)
Kelly [...]

Kate Moss has been awfully busy these days, for when she’s not catfighting with Sienna Miller, Kate has been looking to restore the colour in her cheeks after her breakup with Pete Doherty. The former couple’s odd hours – often days without sleep – and infrequent mealtimes had “begun to take a toll on her [...]

David Beckham in an Iron Maiden tee-shirt. (Daily Stab)
Samantha Ronson wears the colour white for a reason.
(Evil Beet)
Angelina Jolie actually looks healthy again. (Celebitchy)
Paris Hilton caught staring at her own stripper pole. (Celebrity Smack)
Kelly Osbourne has common sense. (Glitterati)
Kevin Federline makes his funky move, yo. (Queen Of Snark)
David Hasselhoff likes the soft caress of a [...]

Kelly Osbourne joins the London cast of Chicago. (Celebitchy)
Rose McGowan fondles some hot Texas beef. (Dlisted)
Sara Gilbert and her lesbian partner are having a baby. (Evil Beet)
Lindsay Lohan: Top 10 reasons she had cocaine in her pants. (Celebrity Smack)
Nicholas Cage bought an 18th century Gothic castle. (Glitterati)
Todaze Haute Couture WTF Accessories version. (KIsP)
A comparative report [...]

Kelly Osbourne joins the Inadverently-Giving-The-Finger-To-The-Pacific-East posse by embarking on the Kelly Osbourne: Turning Japanese television show. Her behavior is not impressive, according to the editor of Monocle magazine:
“If I look at the British media, you have high profile television programs on the BBC or other networks right now which still treat Japan like this freak [...]

Penelope Cruz joins the league of women inexplicably attracted to the nerdy Josh Harnett. (Celebitchy)
Kelly Osbourne cleans up pretty damn well. (Celebrity Smack)
Katie Holmes v. Katee Holmes. That’s hot. (Glitterati)
Mick Jagger tried to use a beehive to start it up. (The Blemish)
Oprah may have another reason to hate men. (IBBB)
Sharon Stone starts the boozing weekend [...]