Following in the proud tradition of beverages like Billy Beer and Mansinthe, Kid Rock has decided that what the world needs now is a Kid Rock signature beer. To turn this dream into a reality, the Kid has teamed up with Drinks Americas. This is the same company that produces such highly unpopular [...]

“I don’t steal things. I’m rich.” – Bob Richie, a.k.a. “Kid Rock”
Kid Rock recently gave a BBC interview, in which he told his fans to steal his music through P2P services. After all, he’d rather have them steal his music than be able to buy it on iTunes, which wouldn’t pay him enough money. However, [...]

Since we’re already talking about faux strippers today…
The next time you start to feel sorry for yourself as a cubicle monkey, remember that at least you’re not grinding against a pole in front of a picture of Kid Rock getting his pimp face on. Kid is promoting his latest single from his sorta new album, [...]

The security guards are on high alert in Times Square this New Year’s Eve, and for good reason. The revolting Carson Daily shall host NBC’s New Year’s Eve with musical performances by Lenny Kravitz, Carrie Underwood, Kid Rock, and Velvet Revolver. Hourly countdowns will be provided by Carson Daly, Ryan Seacrest, and, most importantly, [...]

Suri Cruise throws a tea party, shoots the shit. (HO)
Demi Moore drags Ashton Kutcher to a boutique opening. (CS)
Amy Winehouse has her home raided by police. (Celebitchy)
Uh, why is Cindy Crawford kissing Kid Rock? (Ayyyy!)
Conan O’Brien has a stalker priest. (The Blemish)
Tyra Banks: “This why I’m hot.” (IBBB)
Christina Ricci is so damn cute! (GB)
Ethan Hawke [...]

Scarlett Johansson: L’Oreal photoshopped most of her nose away. I removed the rest of it because, really, who were they kidding? (Scandelirious)
Celebrity Billboards dominate Tokyo. Konichiwa! (Celebrity Smack)
Pamela Anderson: The real reason she married Rick Salomon. (Celebitchy)
Tara Reid didn’t turn out like Paris or Lindsay because she couldn’t get into the clubs she’s not stupid. [...]

Tommy Lee: After a courtship of 96 hours, Pamela was clubbed over the head and dragged back to the cave. The couple moved on to share the Hepatitis C virus.
Kid Rock: During a summer in which Pamela was such a good mood, she chose to avoid merely marrying “the fisherman on the corner.” Inevitably, [...]

Pamela Anderson will soon marry Rick Salomon. Maybe Kid Rock will kick the crap out of him too.
(Evil Beet)
Matthew McConaughey might be getting married. (Celebitchy)
Paris Hilton, antihistamines, and one massive hook. (Flea Towers)
David Letterman is persistent, and we ♥ him for it. (Celebrity Smack)
Okay, so maybe Marilyn Manson does look better with all that makeup. [...]