Looks like the Kardashians are finally beginning to understand the secret of their mysterious, pointless celebrity status. On November 3, the members of the Kardashian clan will step into the ring and take a punch—face, kidney, solar plexus, whatever you can reach—from whoever bids highest for the privilege. (Kourtney’s out because she’s pregnant, [...]

In these photos, Kim Kardashian is said to be paying homage to the Barbie doll. If not for the advance warning, I would have guessed more along the lines of Ru Paul, who is probably a better role model than a plastic doll with an unrealistic set of measurements, a credit card addiction, and a [...]

While giggling at this photo of Jennifer Lopez sucking on a creamsicle, I gathered up a bit of inspiration and, accordingly, decided that posting a bunch of similarly sexually suggestive photos would reel in the weekend vibe.
You’re totally welcome, bitches. It was good for me too.
Lollipop Gang: Jessica Alba, Kristen Stewart (w/Joan Jett [...]

For a woman whose greatest achievement in life is sprouting a butt with its own zip code, Kim Kardashian has an awesome talent for getting media coverage. And, in the wake of the horrific attack Charla Nash suffered at the hands (and teeth) of Sandra Herold’s pet chimpanzee Travis, what better way for Kim [...]

Lionsgate must firmly believe that any controversy, no matter how shameless, is good publicity. While this approach generally has worked for the studio, we’re crossing our fingers for a backfire this time around. Disaster Movie hits theaters tomorrow, which is also the 3rd anniversary that Hurricane Katrina devastated New Orleans:
“Around these Katrina-scarred parts, Aug. 29 [...]

Kim Kardashian is an awfully visible celebrity, considering that her most notable accomplishment in life is growing an ass the size of a Volkswagen. But now she’s showing up in a place where people will be delighted to see her. EA Games has announced that Kim will be showing up as a character [...]

Urban Dictionary’s Word of the Day for July 24:

critical ass
n., The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one’s buttocks.
Jesus, I can’t zip up these jeans anymore – I’ve reached critical ass!
That is all.

The security guards are on high alert in Times Square this New Year’s Eve, and for good reason. The revolting Carson Daily shall host NBC’s New Year’s Eve with musical performances by Lenny Kravitz, Carrie Underwood, Kid Rock, and Velvet Revolver. Hourly countdowns will be provided by Carson Daly, Ryan Seacrest, and, most importantly, [...]