Poor Kristen Stewart looks none too happy at being caught speaking to Sean Penn outside a Los Angeles hotel. If asked to speculate upon why Penn looks so thrilled to have encountered Bella Swan, I might guess that his daughters are huge fans of the Twilight franchise. However, since this is Jeff Spicoli, I’d prefer [...]

Following in the entitled footsteps of Peaches Geldof and Kimberly Stewart–borderline average-looking socialites with famous musician fathers but without any ambition beyond declaring themselves to be ambitious–yet another daughter of Mick Jagger has rapidly ascended to the top of her chosen career path.
17-year-old Georgia Jagger has just been signed as the new face of [...]

Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx jacked up Times Square. Bitch. (IBBB)
Zac Efron, get your hands OFF Bindi Irwin!
(Evil Beet)
Lindsay Lohan might soon be a Playboy bunny.
(Celebrity Smack)
George Clooney’s medical records were leaked. Scandal! (Celebitchy)
Victoria Beckham now available as a children’s character. (KIsP)
Finally, Victoria Beckham provides proof of her fembot status. (Ayyyy!)
Avril Lavigne: Attention Target [...]

London’s Sketch nightclub was home to a party hosted by Playboy magazine, and the C-listers turned out in full slut regalia. The ensemble of Kimberly Stewart caused her boobs — particularly, the right one — to look pretty damn painful. Although the daughter of Rod Stewart has had her breast implants taken out (and famously [...]

Nick Nolte was feeling tired, so he took a two-hour nap in the middle of an airport. (Celebitchy)
Matthew McConaughey is a pussy-whipped man. (Celebrity Smack)
Jessica Biel laughs at Justin Timberlake in bed. (Glitterati)
Francis Bean Cobain starts to dress like Courtney Love. (Evil Beet)
Al Queda ♥ the Google. (IBBB)
Kimberly Stewart Ass Flash! (The Blemish)
Bollywood Battle of [...]

Natalie Portman is still dating Andy Samberg. (Celebitchy)
Victoria Beckham told the other Spice Girls they’re fat. (Celebrity Smack)
Quentin Tarantino . . . say it ain’t so. (Glitterati)
iPhones are not part of the Apple cult, you ruffian. (HOI)
Demi Moore looks suspiciously like Ozzy Osbourne. (CityRag)
Lauren Hill hearts Harpo Marx. (IBBB)
Tommy Lee and Kimberly Stewart? (Crabbie)
Madonna and [...]

Is Skirt Off Sick?

Miss Victoria Beckham was the guest of honour at the Annual Glamour Women Of The Year Awards in London, where presumably, the magazine named its usual list composed mostly of chicks we really don’t recognize. The slightly noteable types receiving the honour include Charlotte “Very Pregnant” Church, Terri “Botox” Hatcher, and Kimberly [...]

Finally meeting my blogpop in person was quite a charming episode. (Chasing Vincenzo)
Star Jones and her perfectly hetero husband at the Kentucky Derby. (Celebrity Smack)
The Top Five List: While I contemplate dropping Chris Noth, who’s on yours? (Pajiba)
Spiderman 3 was the highest opening weekend in history, but the worldwide opening certainly didn’t hurt. (Glitterati)
Gwen Stefani’s [...]