The Dark Knight opens next Friday, and in all likelihood Warner execs all over Los Angeles are suffering premature ejaculations just contemplating the probable box office returns for that first weekend. We still have eight days while the tsunami of pre-release publicity builds, and by next Friday the surviving cast members will be more [...]

Remember all that controversy about the relative attractiveness of one Maggie Gyllenhaal as referenced with Agent Provocateur — here and here? Well, after looking at some frumpy shots of Maggie attending the 2007 New York Film Critics Circle Awards with boyfriend/fianceé/whatshisnuts Peter Sarsgaard, I admit that the girl crush was starting to fade just a [...]

Keira Knightley stars in Toga, Toga, Toga. (Evil Beet)
Britney Spears thinks Keira Knightley wants her publicity. (POTP)
Lindsay Lohan has blown all her cash on . . . blow. (Celebitchy)
Nicole Kidman really wanted that Vanity Fair cover. (Celebrity Smack)
Matt Dillon had a nose job! (CityRag)
Sienna Miller got drunk and forgot the definition of “rapist.” (the Blemish)
Maggie [...]

In the latest campaign for Agent Provocateur, Maggie Gyllenhaal follows in the high-heeled footsteps of Kylie Minogue, Dita Von Teese, and most recently, Kate Moss. However, Maggie is the only one of these ladies who can include the phrase, “repeatedly spanked by James Spader” in her resume. Perhaps that’s a good indicator of why Maggie’s [...]

The intertubes are burning up with rumors about the casting for next year’s comic-book epic Justice League of America, which Warner Brothers is rushing into production. So far only the director seems reasonably certain, with all sorts of possibilities being floated for the roles of Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, the Flash, and the rest. [...]

Not only has Kate Moss dumped that useless wad of needle-marks she was dating (hopefully for the last time), she’s also moving on from Agent Provocateur. Kate left behind a sterling body of work, and it didn’t seem likely that Daisy Lowe, her successor, would be able to bring the same oomph to [...]

Black Snake Moan is mere Tarantino-hackery that bases its premise upon a lame metaphor and never moves past it – except to show gratuitous Ricci pr0n. (Pajiba)
Jared Leto is such a jackass that his fans broke his nose. (The Blemish)
Kirsten Dunst sorta kinda got caught doing a crapload of cocaine. (Celebitchy)
Sienna Miller is “hardcore” because [...]

Aye Carumba! This is a new Saturday feature, which I’ve copycatted with the consent of Gary the Ex-Donkey. My desire was to add some male eye candy to compliment his weekly dose of female cheesecake. He graciously okayed it – as if he had a choice!
This week’s 80’s Crush is: James Spader

Birth Name: James Spader
Birth [...]