Mariah Carey has created a tradition, of sorts, of getting even ditzier than usual around the holidays, so it’s no surprise that this year she took the opportunity to show the world she has the math skills of a barnyard animal. Mimi’s most recent album is entitled E=MC2 (the 2 should be a superscript, [...]

For whatever reason — perhaps pure novelty — Mariah Carey showed up at the Tokyo Dome and threw the ceremonial first pitch at the match between the Yomiuri Giants & Rakuten Golden Eagles.
Nice heels.
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It’s never too early to start my Thanksgiving odes of gratitude.
This shoutout springs forth towards Mariah Carey:

I am thankful that Miss Mariah covered her overexposed ass up at the Macy’s launch of her crappy new fragrance, M by Mariah Carey. Also of note at this odorous event was the crazed fan who attended for [...]

San Diego, California very desperately needs help. (POTP)
Mariah Carey gets her Halloween freak face on.
(Celebrity Smack)
Sarah Jessica Parker voted least sexy woman by Maxim. Ouch. (Celebitchy)
Keanu Reeves sucks face with a 20-year old girl. Party on, dude! (Gabby Babble)
Colin Ferrell contemplates the side effects of Valtrex. (Ayyyy!)
Jon Bon Jovi is still bringing the sexy. (IBBB)
Drew [...]

One of the most intriguing ass grabs in recent pop culture history. (The Blemish)
Reese Witherspoon & Jake Gyllenhaal are still fucking with us. (Celebitchy)
Mariah Carey can’t wipe her own ass sweaty face. (Celebrity Smack)
Matthew McConaughey & George Clooney in love? (CityRag)
Heidi Fleiss is now accepting applications. (Evil Beet)
Crappy television might soon get even crappier. (Pajiba)
The [...]

Nicole Kidman dresses up like a Robert Palmer girl. (Meat Scale)
Janet Jackson looks really damn hot once again. (Celebrity Smack)
Marilyn Manson invites you over for an apple-rhubarb brown betty. (Ayyyy!)
Mariah Carey: You know your house is too big when _____. (Celebitchy)
Paris Hilton does the Crazy Cruise couch dance. (Gabby Babble)
Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher at [...]

Guess who? Come on, that’s a gimme, y’all! (DS)
Mariah Carey only needs nine assistants to stay pretty. (Celebitchy)
Salma Hayek & Charlotte Church both welcomed baby girls. (CS)
Kate Winslet gets no love from HDTV. (Ayyyy!)
How celebrities don’t do time for the crime. (CR)
Katie Holmes is no longer minty fresh. (HO)
Jennifer Lopez says “No ass for you!” [...]

Keira Knightley stars in Toga, Toga, Toga. (Evil Beet)
Britney Spears thinks Keira Knightley wants her publicity. (POTP)
Lindsay Lohan has blown all her cash on . . . blow. (Celebitchy)
Nicole Kidman really wanted that Vanity Fair cover. (Celebrity Smack)
Matt Dillon had a nose job! (CityRag)
Sienna Miller got drunk and forgot the definition of “rapist.” (the Blemish)
Maggie [...]