Admittedly, it’s rather easy to forget that Joaquin Phoenix is an Academy Award-nominated (former) actor, but he’s certainly done enough to encourage such a collective memory lapse. Of course, during that crazy Letterman appearance, Joaquin reminded us all that he had unequivocally left the acting business. However, it seems that the Oscars must have stirred [...]

Or, if you must, try not to pick parents who are clinically retarded. According to nameberry.com, this year’s biggest trend in baby names was naming your newborn after currently popular celebrities or fictional characters—in other words, names that will sound embarrassingly dated in less than twenty years. If parents had been this dumb [...]

Miley Cyrus – The Last Song Poster
At times like these, I’m not sure which is more frightening: the prospect of watching this film or just looking at this poster. Dude needs to get that head back on a body, stat.
Imagery: IMP Awards

Thanksgiving is almost here, and what better way to express the spirits of the holiday than by beating up on a teenage girl? Look, I rarely give Miley Cyrus a hard time. She seems like a nice enough person, and her misbehavior is less devil-slut than typical nitwit teenager. Personally, I’d be [...]

Kids have named Miley Cyrus as their worst celebrity influence in an AOL poll, which seems a little harsh in a world where Amy Winehouse walks the streets. Hell, just looking around my office I can name a dozen people who bug me more than Miley Cyrus. But it looks like the kids [...]

This is either the most poorly thought out marketing idea ever, or the work of an absolutely black-hearted genius. As part of her transition to more adult fare, Miley is currently working on a new film for Touchstone (a wholly owned subsidiary of King Rodent) called The Last Song. The script is [...]