So, who wants to see two highly annoying (yet “serious”) actors — Katherine Heigl and Ashton Kutcher — get it on? Well, this alleged appeal is exactly what Lionsgate banked upon with this dumbfounding duo’s upcoming action-comedy-thriller, Killers. Here’s the movie’s official synopsis:
Spencer Aimes (Kutcher) is just your average, undercover, government-hired super-assassin accustomed to a [...]

Kind of late in the day, but the “Twilight” juggernaut appears to be making some sort of belated bid for artistic respectability. Supposedly Breaking Dawn, the maybe-two-part, maybe-3-D culmination of this saga, has been shopped to some rather serious directors, including Gus Van Sant (Good Will Hunting, Milk), Sofia Coppola (Lost in Translation, Marie Antoinette), [...]

HA ha ha ha ha! Seriously, who ever knew that C-3PO and Chewbacca had such seductive dance moves? This can only mean one thing, which is the return of the Star Wars Burlesque dance troupe that we mentioned way back in January. Now, they’ve not only frozen Han Solo in carbonite but also added even [...]

Yes, RPattz does enjoy a shower scene in his new movie! Go read my review of Remember Me.

The crazy that is Joaquin Phoenix may very well have recently surfaced at an Oscar party, but that doesn’t mean that, you know, he’s not still all about the music. A representative (who, Casey Affleck?) for Phoenix has denied earlier reports that Phoenix had abandoned his oh-so-promising rap career for an acting comeback as Edgar [...]

While the fanboys at various movie sites have been creaming their collective panties over the much-anticipated Kickass, I’ve been rather ambivalent about the entire affair for two reasons: [1] Hollywood can’t always be trusted to faithfully adapt a cult-fave comic book series; [2] I absolutely refuse to get excited about any movie that stars Nicholas [...]

Well, I’d have never realized it unless I wasn’t already informed, but Riley Keough is the 20-year old daughter of Lisa Marie Presley (and Danny Keough). Miss Keough and Lisa Marie were snapped together at the Los Angeles premiere of The Runaways, in which Elvis’ granddaughter plays the twin sister of Cherie Currie (Dakota Fanning). [...]

The latest RPattz (non-Twlight-related) film, Remember Me, opens today. Appropriately, here is a Robert Pattinson Career Assessment. And stay tuned, for I’ll be reviewing his new film too.