We all have ways of dealing with pop culture annoyances. In this case, the ubiquity of the Jonas Brothers has resulted in many varying forms of complaint. Some give them the trashing they so richly deserve, and others scoff knowingly at their purity rings. Still others post video clips of one of them tripping over [...]

NOTE: This was originally posted on January 10th, 2005, but since it would seem that a certain person that I adore has lost some perspective (or has he?), I’m crossing my fingers and hitting “republish” on one of my favourites:

They put me in a small room, shined bright lights in my face, and proceeded to volley really weird questions in my direction. The name “Pete Doherty” was mentioned several times, and since they threatened to show me the Rosie O’Donnell sex tape, I was forced to admit that I want to jump his junkie [...]

I have a problem, my dahlings, in that I lack faith in your ability to render me speechless.
Indeed, that is a challenge, and should you accept this near-impossible task, the fruits of your labour would take the form of interview questions for my upcoming interrogation at basil’s blog.
Even though I know that no one [...]

The most obvious difference between these two ladies is that while Katie Holmes is weak-willed and subservient, Lorie Byrd places value upon independent thought and free speech. I would continue with this train of thought, but I’d really hate to make a snarky comment about Tom Cruise perhaps being the sooper seekrit head honcho of [...]

Miss Kelley is SO correct, and her descriptive passages are more than I could muster on this subject matter. Not for the faint of character or otherwise.

Introducting the Vertical cup convertible push-up bra from the Victoria’s Secret Very Sexy® line of bras and panties.
Little coverage, no support, and minimal comfort. The patented molded shape is guaranteed to allow your boobs to fall out whenever you bend over, particularly in an embarrassing situation. Comes with underwires that will poke you in the [...]

If you’ve had problems reaching some of your favorite sites hosted by TypePad* and the like, it’s not just your crappy internet connection:
Since approximately 4:00 pm Pacific Daylight Time, Six Apart has been the victim of a sophisticated distributed denial of service attack. This has affected all of Six Apart’s sites, causing intermittent and [...]