It seemed inevitable yet rather abrupt when Oasis decided to break up the band a mere 15 minutes before a Paris gig. Sure, we all knew that the Gallagher brothers had some major issues with each other, but these issues certainly weren’t going anywhere, so couldn’t they have played that one last gig instead of [...]

Welcome to Things Noel Gallagher Hates, Part… aah, I don’t think they even make numbers that big. At any rate, the Gallagher shit list now includes the whole damn planet and very nearly everyone on it, as Noel explained to Chris Martin in his usual pungent fashion when the Coldplay frontman/wanker quizzed Gallagher on [...]

The latest NME Shockwaves Awards ceremony has passed, and and this marks the fourth such ceremony since we took notice of the scab-ridden Pete Doherty. Somehow, the bloke still alive, I guess, which means that all of those random death pools that we used to hear about have long since given up on ol’ Peter. [...]

Dig Out Your Soul, the new Oasis album the Gallagher brothers have been promising for more than a year, is due to be released in three months. It’s been a few years since the boys recorded Don’t Believe the Truth, and the music industry has gone through some significant changes. In what has [...]

While Liam Gallagher’s been getting freshly waxed, Noel might be preparing to wax you.
The Gallaghers are in Los Angeles with the rest of the band to record their first album of new material since 2005, and they’ve been adapting with frightening ease to the West
Coast lifestyle. This involves less body hair than its UK [...]

Bloody hell! Makeovers are supposed to be a good thing, Mate.
Gone are the old-fashioned days when chucking furniture from a hotel suite’s balcony was the customary method for angst-ridden musicians to liberate themselves from the clutches of society’s rules. These days, a trip to the spa will easily bring out the inner Matthew McConaughey [...]

Back in the Nineties, when people actually paid attention to the Gallagher brothers and Oasis, the band’s feud with rival group Blur was good for gallons of ink and gazillions of pixels from the British tabloid press. Some of us hoped the two bands might settle matters with a head-to-head playoff, preferably on a [...]

Question: What do Liam Gallagher and Brad Pitt have in common?
Answer: Nothing but a few good stories about their past drug use . . .
missus writes: “The worst gak I ever shared was from Dave from Blur and Liam Gallagher. Remember when Liam got let off that possession charge? There was so little [...]