It was a thankless task, but Popbitch has attempted to pinpoint the most idiotic Peaches Geldof quote from last year:
I have respect for broadsheet journalists because they haven’t succumbed to degrading themselves, to writing pidgin English with all these terrible colloquialisms, the phrasing of which is just, like, embarrassing.
Well, that one’s pretty damn tellling. However, [...]

Following in the entitled footsteps of Peaches Geldof and Kimberly Stewart–borderline average-looking socialites with famous musician fathers but without any ambition beyond declaring themselves to be ambitious–yet another daughter of Mick Jagger has rapidly ascended to the top of her chosen career path.
17-year-old Georgia Jagger has just been signed as the new face of [...]

Not long ago Peaches Geldof spent a day or two hanging out with Fearne Cotton of ITV2. The idea here was to get past Peaches’ image as a useless social excrescence, practically the poster girl for vacuous self-entitlement, and let people meet the real Peaches. Bad idea, as it turns out, because the [...]

One of the nice things about covering celebrity trainwrecks is that, before the wreckage from the last has been cleared away, a new one will come chugging down the tracks. Lindsay Lohan and Amy Winehouse are too depressing and repetitive to write about these days, but this Peaches Geldof person is looking mighty promising. [...]

Peaches Geldof, the celebrity spawn who re-invents herself every few months without ever escaping the miserable fate of being Peaches Geldof, is trying on a new role for size. The sometime underwear model is now a post-feminist icon who won’t be fulfilling your Y-chromosome fantasies, testosterone boy. “It’s obvious I’m not dressing for [...]

The UK premiere of Bruno turned out to be quite the stylish affair, for Sacha Bruno Cohen successfully guaranteed that all eyes were on his remarkable ass him as he strutted about while dressed as a Queen’s guard. Also in attendance were the glamourous Isla Fisher, the not-so-glamorous Peaches & Pixie Geldof, and the fabulous [...]

Did you really think the Cannes Film Festival was all about movies? Dream on, party grrrls.

Source: Sun UK

The story’s been crowded off the gossip pages by the shockingly unexpected news of Peaches Geldof’s divorce, but it looks like Posh & Becks are calling it quits in LA. David’s hoped-for star turn on the LA Galaxy team was less than fulfilling for everyone involved—the team, the fans, and expecially David Beckham. [...]