Celebrity scarecrows are certainly one of the more creepy-cool oddities that tend to make their appearance during this time of year. Clearly, the Kate Moss scarecrow is a concept piece with moss skin and a frock “made of recycled Aveda flyers.” However, Amy Winehouse remains a popular likeness (see last year) for terrifying those pesky [...]

The Amazing Stella Vine Paints Wastrel Pete Doherty
Poor Pete Doherty can’t catch a break with the tabloids. Although he’s currently touring his rather revolting junkie ass off, the red tops would have you believe he’s gone into hermit mode due to a health scare. It seems that, about two years ago, Pete was photographed backstage [...]

According to Marlon Brooks, a Ludlow, Norfolk farmer, the most successful method at terrifying English pigeons is by way of his Amy Winehouse scarecrow:
With her trademark beehive and tattoos, and clutching a cigarette and bottle of booze, Marlon reckons Amy should win another award – for services to the farming industry.
“The pigeons are terrified, they’re [...]

This Zombie of Montclaire Moors Sculpture (Design Toscano – $89.95) would look fucking awesome alongside the tulips and naked ladies of the garden. If only someone could superimpose a Pete Doherty or Quentin Tarantino visage on this bad boy…
Also available — Bigfoot, the Garden Yeti & Roswell, the Alien Sculptures!
Source: Gizmodo

Guess who, mates?
Upon seeing these photographs, my first thought was that Pete Doherty was hitting the Vegas circuit as an understudy for the Blue Man Group. After that hypothesis quickly crumbled, I figured Doherty wanted to will himself out of Circle 8, Bolgia 10 of Dante’s Inferno , but this would indicate far too quick [...]

We once detailed Pete Doherty’s thoughts on the relationship between Oasis and Umberto Eco, but now things have taken a slightly creepier quasi-philosophical turn. A current exhibition at Art de Caf includes a series of pastels that depict a dead Doherty. As one can see, one of the works shows Doherty wearing an adorable little [...]

Watch out, Jamie Hince. Our antihero, Pete Doherty, has sent a message to his ex-girlfriend, Kate Moss, by shelling out £5,000 for a highly unflattering painted portrait (by “artist” Sam Shaker) of the supermodel.
Doherty actually commissioned the work when he and Moss were still a couple last May – but never paid [...]

Obviously, Pete Doherty’s temporary departure from society has really shaken up the English redtops, who don’t quite know what to do with themselves whilst Amy Winehouse is sleeping off the previous night’s bender. So, there is the rehashing of some old news of Pete’s blood paintings of himself, Kate Moss, and whatever else he fancies [...]