David Beckham gets shirtless for the Motorola RAZR2. (Celebrity Smack)
Kevin Federline does Truman Capote, yo. (Ayyyy!)
Demi Moore doesn’t like it from behind. (Celebitchy)
Carrot Top. Spandex. That is all. (CityRag)
Fred Douche is still a total prick. (POTP)
Bridget Moynahan and her plot to F up the Patriots season. (IBBB)
Lindsay Lohan is so full of crap. (Gabby Babble)
Prince [...]

While Kate Moss attempts to kick the Pete Doherty habit, she’s been keeping herself busy organizing a party for an unlikely old chum of hers – Prince. Kate plans to throw him a smashing bash to celebrate the Purple One’s 21-date UK tour that launches on August 1st in London.
However, Kate did take the [...]

Kate Moss saved Lily Allen’s ass a few years ago. Lily thanks her by kicked a photog’s ass. (Celebitchy)
Three Words: Victoria’s Secret Models. Gisele Bundchen optional. (CityRag)
Kirsten Dunst can’t hail a cab. Where’s Spidey when you need him? (The Blemish)
Britney Spears gets out of a car the correct way. (I’m Bringing Blogging Back)
Patrick Stewart is [...]

Believe this if you want to. Supposedly, Prince laid his strong pimp hand on walking Petri dish Paris Hilton over the weekend. According to one source, the Purple One was performing at Club 3121 in Las Vegas when he spotted the “Stars Are Blind” chanteuse in the audience and invited her to join [...]

Some perverts have dick on the brain, but I think they’re wrong. It looks more like a devil to me. A big, evil devil with subliminal messages.

This morning, one of the top stories in Matt Drudge’s omnivorous lint-trap of world events was a link to the Sun showing Prince Harry, the latest embarrassment to the House of Windsor (or Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, or whatever alias thay’re traveling under these days), copping a feel off some Sloane Ranger/chavette. Tsk, tsk. The Sun, [...]

Mariah Carey has embarked on diet consisting of mostly purple foods, because she believes that these foods will stop the aging process and therefore prevent her from getting wrinkles. Wait – isn’t that why she does the botox thing every few months?
“It sounds off-the-wall but it’s a huge injection of healthy food in one go. [...]