Worth 1000 recently ran a Celebrity Aptronyms contest, in which “their name is their job,” and, while some of the entries are rather obvious, other monikers reaped slightly more nuanced results. For the record, Jude Law would complete the already-ongoing mockery of the law, but Edward Norton Anti-Virus isn’t out of the realm of possibility. [...]

In the gossip-obsessed world that we live in, it’s amusing to know that even gorgeous starlets are naive about certain aspects of human interaction. Scarlett Johansson, despite her recent engagement to Ryan Reynolds, seems to have crushed a bit on a certain politico, and she makes it a point to tell the world that she [...]

We once detailed Pete Doherty’s thoughts on the relationship between Oasis and Umberto Eco, but now things have taken a slightly creepier quasi-philosophical turn. A current exhibition at Art de Caf includes a series of pastels that depict a dead Doherty. As one can see, one of the works shows Doherty wearing an adorable little [...]

Captain America is getting offed, which is just wrong, whatever the justification. Also, Evil Beet is now powered by Wordpress. Sexy. (Evil Beet)
Jared Leto may have broken his nose differently and in a more pathetic manner than it was originally thought. (The Blemish)
Justin Timberlake is going to record a duet with Britney? Say it [...]

Awful, counter-erotic sex scenes have been a staple in literature for years. One of my personal favorites comes from the Sixties potboiler Naked Came the Stranger (I’m quoting from memory here):

“Like twin garter snakes they moaned, writhed and wriggled across the patio. Her lover’s kisses grew so heated and passionate she [...]

I apologize for besmirching the Agent’s blog* with blasphemous religio-pr0n. You’re looking at the latest outrage to be inflicted on the long-suffering Religion of Peace.
This rather grunky cube is the Apple Store Fifth Avenue in New York City. According to MEMRI, some Muslim groups have their djellabahs in a twist over this structure for [...]

Let’s make this Reason #1,817 why Europe is losing out to the Muslims, as well as possibly the stupidest political dispute anywhere, ever. Schoolboys at Dvergsnes School in Kristiansand, Norway are now required to sit like girls when they tinkle. Stupid? Sure, but those opposing the decision don’t sound a whole lot [...]

Score another blow for political correctness—and here, “political correctness� is my non-hurtful euphemism for frothing, ass-hatted stupidity. At a conference in Washington, D.C., President Wayne Pacelle of the Humane Society of the United States outlined his belief that there is little difference between humans and other animals, and suggested that dogs could more properly [...]