Unfortunately, the rules of sequelmaking are almost entirely nonexistent. Poor Elle Woods. Go read my review of Legally Blondes.

My eyes are still crossed from the imminent polarization of 3D, so go read my review of Monsters vs. Aliens, starring Reese Witherspoon and Kiefer Sutherland. Mmm… Kiefer.

. . . the unreceptive body language, the expressionless faces, the sunglasses, the toothpick, the unkempt blonde hair, the mutually frumpy attire, the oversized “clearly high maintenance” bag that no lovesick woman would carry while in the relatively early stages of a relationshi…

One of the most intriguing ass grabs in recent pop culture history. (The Blemish)

Reese Witherspoon & Jake Gyllenhaal are still fucking with us. (Celebitchy)

Mariah Carey can’t wipe her own ass sweaty face. (Celebrity Smack)

Matthew McConaughey & George Clooney in love? (CityR…

Kim Kardashian’s ass threw a righteous partay. (Celebrity Smack)

Jessica Biel is jealous of Justin Timberlake groupies. (Celebitchy)

Did Zac Efron have a nose job? (Gabby Babble)

Rachel Zoe’s Style: Anorexic to Zeroed. (Ayyyy!)

Josh Hartnett is like a big bear, man, with claws and f…

David Beckham in an Iron Maiden tee-shirt. (Daily Stab)

Samantha Ronson wears the colour white for a reason.
(Evil Beet)

Angelina Jolie actually looks healthy again. (Celebitchy)

Paris Hilton caught staring at her own stripper pole. (Celebrity Smack)

Kelly Osbourne has common sense. (Glittera…

Matthew McConaughey: Marketing genius? (CityRag)

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt and the endless rumours. (Glitterati)

Alec Baldwin might treat his daughter like a pig, but he’s nice to animals. (Celebitchy)

Kevin Federline just wants his kids to have a normal, bling-filled life. (Celebri…

Dita Von Teese says she’s not really that perverted. Not like old whatshisname. (Celebrity Smack)

Pick the Hawkeye Hoosegow Incarcerated Bitch of 2007: Check out the last nominee. (Iowahawk)

James Blunt is such a pimp, dawg. (Celebitchy)

Dave Navarro needs to check his head. (Evil Beet)

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