George Clooney & Oprah Winfrey ran into each other at the Toronto International Film Festival. From the looks of things, this may have been the first time Clooney’s felt non-fabricated boobs since the early “ER” era.

Poor guy. All he wanted was a warm bosom (or maybe two) for the night…

Clooney just can’t admit that [...]

The apocalpyse must surely be upon us, for in the case of a Diane Lane and Richard Gere film, I’ve restrained myself to just one reference to Sylvester Stallone’s infamous gerbil joke. I must be losing my touch.

Sylvester Stallone may be stupid, but he’s no idiot. In fact, Sly is quite the clever one, who has taught us many things: (1) Rumpology is still alive and swell; (2) If you start a rumour about Richard Gere’s butt gerbil, it will never go away; and, perhaps most lucratively, (3) Old and decrepit franchises [...]

Every year, Harvard University’s Hasty Pudding Theatricals manages, somehow, to persuade a couple of very special celebrities to participate in a drag show. This is a sort of honour towards those who have made a “lasting and impressive contribution to the world of entertainment”. [sic] This year, the man of the year prize went to [...]

George Clooney and Richard Gere make small talk at the 64th Venice International Film Festival.
Sondra K. is also being v. naughty.
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Unlike many Hollywood stars, Richard Gere has focused on two specific causes: the plight of the Tibetans and Tibetan refugees, and the spread of AIDS in India. Now, for the crime of being affectionate with a Bollywood vixen, he’s the most hated man in India. The 58-year-old actor appeared in Mumbai (née [...]