Now, if you just happen to be a Twihard, please do sit down before you read any more of this post, for it shall shatter your own carefully constructed world of Sparkledom. (Seriously!) Never before have I seen such a blatantly obvious blind item such as this one from BlindGossip:
He May Bite You if You [...]

Yes, RPattz does enjoy a shower scene in his new movie! Go read my review of Remember Me.

The latest RPattz (non-Twlight-related) film, Remember Me, opens today. Appropriately, here is a Robert Pattinson Career Assessment. And stay tuned, for I’ll be reviewing his new film too.

You just gotta love it when photoshop reveals end up embarrassing a so-called celebrity; It’s even more amusing when, instead of the commonplace Demi Moore or Madonna revelation, it actually happens to a guy. Above, one of the New Moon posters features “werewolf” Taylor Lautner (who plays “friend zone” dweller, Jacob Black). Nice abs, huh? [...]

Let’s Face It, Folks–You’d Point At It Too
Yep, I’m totally taking issue with Robert Pattinson’s unruly mop of hair. Yet again. This time, the bloke looked a total mess at the 2010 BAFTA awards ceremony in London. Now, before anyone wonders whether the weather may have affected red carpet hairdos, that probably isn’t the case, [...]

At last: the perfect romantic gift for someone who has everything except a life. Behold The Manllow—nothing more than a few pounds of cotton and polyester stuffing shaped like Edward Cullen, but absolutely integral to the most dysfunctional bedroom decorating scheme imaginable. The Manllow débuted on Etsy and sold out almost instantly, [...]

If you can’t beat ‘em, then you can always laugh at ‘em, right? That damn Twilight Saga continues to churn out sequels, and the third edition, Eclipse, hits theaters on June 30. Several new stills, many of which include Bella Swan attempting to have human-vampire sex with Edward Cullen (he resists doing the entire deed [...]

Honestly, GQ… Why Bother? (For publicity!)

The above graphic shows the current results for GQ’s running poll of “The 25 Most Stylish Men in the World, 2010.” As you can see, there’s not a chance in hell of anyone but RPattz securing this contest, which is a result that has actually motivated this interactive poll in [...]