Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, and by now you’ve probably already decided how to celebrate the occasion with that special someone. Or perhaps you’re like me, and February 14 will start off with a nice solo breakfast of Lucky Charms drowned in the cheapest scotch permitted by law, while the erotic highlight [...]

The art world is full to bursting with scammers and bullshit merchants, but artist Jason Mecier has found a niche that’s unusual enough to show some real creativity: he creates portraits of the rich and famous out of miscellaneous junk associated with them. (You can see a whole series of examples on his MySpace [...]

I don’t want to overpimp the return of American Gladiators. It’s mostly concept humor; the existence of the show is pretty funny, but you don’t have to sit in front of the TV for a whole damn hour to get the joke. Nevertheless, one moment from yesterday’s news conference on the show’s reutrn [...]

Today is World Kindness Day, a holiday that can only be regarded as a direct slap in the face to this blog and everything we stand for. Nevertheless, in the spirit of the occasion I’m going to try to find something, anything, nice to say about some of our regular targets. Here [...]

Orlando Bloom absolutely won’t watch his movies. Neither will we. (Daily Stab)
Lindsay Lohan thinks her acting talents are superior, enjoys sex. (The Blemish)
Anderson Cooper made the Vanity Fair best dressed Hall of Fame. Don’t look so shocked. (Celebitchy)
Kirsten Dunst not so popular among the English. (Celebrity Smack)
Britney Spears threatened to kill someone. (Glitterati)
Mary Kate and [...]

Blood isn’t that red. California Sunrises aren’t blue. For three scathing years, these critics shredded movies for you. (Pajiba)
Fight Girls: A reality show with Muay Thai boxing chicks. (Celebrity Smack)
George Clooney still looks mighty fine. (Celebitchy)
Portia de Rossi will come in close proximity with Rosie O’Donnell soon. Watch out, Ellen. (Glitterati)
Top Ten Worst Celebrity Boob [...]

Marilyn Manson skips his own therapy session to psychoanalyze Lindsay Lohan.
(Celebrity Smack)
Kevin Federline wants full custody of he and Britney’s kids. (Celebitchy)
A naked chick is on the cover of NME magazine. It’s a chick, right? (Celeb Warship)
Rosie O’Donnell and Melania Trump in the boardroom together. Ooh, kinky. (Pajiba)
Jennifer Lopez, dead eyes, and her closeted skeleton. [...]

It was all over once the fat lady sang. Rosie O’Donnell’s increasingly abrasive presence on The View was capped off by a shrieking nuclear confrontation with co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck this last Wednesday. Afterward, Hasselbeck noted with commendable restraint (“restraint,” for Rosie, is a nine-letter word that means absolutely nothing) that the next day [...]