Now, here’s something you don’t see every day: Queen Elizabeth II shaking hands with Lady Gaga, who appeared in England’s Royal Variety Performance. Naturally, Gaga was dressed in a latex version of a Queen Elisabeth I dress. In all fairness, I am actually warming up a bit to Gaga and am wholly relieved that she [...]

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The insufferable Gwyneth Paltrow, along with Kevin Spacey and many other celebs, recently mingled with Prince Charles of Wales at the Celebrate Success Awards in London. This event, held on behalf of the Prince’s Trust, “calls on youths to help break [the] offending cycle” and avoid “a potential life of crime.” Of course, [...]

While poor Scarlett Johansson remains oblivious to the true gaze of Charles, Prince of Wales, no one can deny the mutual chemistry at work between Natalie Portman and Camilla, Dutchess of Cornwall:

A bit of bittersweet irony exists that the woman whom the late Princess Diana once referred to as “The Rottweiler” is now the wife [...]

It’s been ten years since Princess Di perished in a Parisian tunnel, and one might think the People’s Princess would have little to say on the anniversary of her death. However, thanks to our exclusive Agent Bedhead links to the Great Beyond, here’s a message from Diana by way of celebrity psychic Kenny Kingston. [...]

Jennifer Aniston goes back to Hitachi. (Celebitchy)
Nick Lachey & Vanessa Manillo: The NSFW reinactment! (Evil Beet)
Ellen DeGeneres & Portia de Rossi are just your everyday lesbian couple. (Celebrity Smack)
Katie Holmes and her fucking huge man hands.
(City Rag)
Emo Lawns are so bloody easy to maintain. (KIsP)
Paula Abdul isn’t even Fitzgeraldian enough to call herself an Oxford [...]

Pete Doherty says he’ll marry Kate Moss when hell freezes over he gets off the drugs. (Celebitchy)
Cameron Diaz offends Peruvians with her insensitive accessorization. (Celebrity Smack)
Prince William and Kate Middleton were spotted swapping spit again. Yum. (Evil Beet)
Demi Moore in a see-thru top. How very Britney of her. (The Blemish)
Meanwhile, Britney Spears has gone to [...]

Glitterati reports that John Travolta credits Princess Diana with reviving his film career. Presumably, Di was a fan of Saturday Night Fever and chose him to be her dance partner at some White House fancy schmanzy function. Whatever.
Yeah, so after that fateful dance in 1985, Travolta made a couple of television movies for, like, the [...]

Sarah Jessica Parker made Manolo Blahnik a household name, but she thinks that Gwen Stefani’s clothing is too expensive. (Glitterati)
Ricki Lake is still alive? You go, girl! (I’m Bringing Blogging Back)
Marilyn Manson somehow got a 19-year old hot chick to make out with him. (The Blemish)
Prince Charles may have meddled in his son’s romantic life. [...]