Look, we all know that boobs can sell just about anything. In Salma Hayek’s case, her glourious boobage can cause cases of Campari, an overpriced and overrated bittersweet alcoholic drink coloured by crushed cochineal insects, to fly off their shelves. Still, I don’t know if Salma and her boobs can sell tickets to the upcoming [...]

Well, this is unexpectedly awkward. The Olsen twins, Mary-Kate (right) and Ashley (left), along with Kate Hudson, Salma Hayek, and many other female celebs, have donated their allure to Timothy White’s Hollywood Pinups. All proceeds, which in the case of a book are close to nothing these days, shall go towards fighting poverty on a [...]

Poor Ashton Kutcher must be feeling awfully awkward when realizing that, by celebrating his 30th birthday a few weeks ago, his celebrity pals were exposed to Hepatitis A by an unwashed waitress who tested positive for the virus. The celebratory shindig was held at NYC’s ultra-snooty Socialista club — the same fortress we recently mentioned [...]

Sisters Monica and Penelope Cruz are pulling out all the exploitative stops in hopes that their faux lesbian tendencies will make their brother’s music career muy caliente. The stunning Spanish pair appear in their brother’s music video as translators, and somehow, they end up making out. Of course, this all sounds very suspicious, but it [...]

Guess who? Come on, that’s a gimme, y’all! (DS)
Mariah Carey only needs nine assistants to stay pretty. (Celebitchy)
Salma Hayek & Charlotte Church both welcomed baby girls. (CS)
Kate Winslet gets no love from HDTV. (Ayyyy!)
How celebrities don’t do time for the crime. (CR)
Katie Holmes is no longer minty fresh. (HO)
Jennifer Lopez says “No ass for you!” [...]

Quentin Tarantino and The Moneymaking Foot Fetish: One of the director’s obsessions has infamously transformed into a running gag throughout all of his films since Pulp Fiction, and as many have long suspected, a bit of truth exists to the foot fetish rumours. TMZ actually managed to snap the above picture of “the director sucking [...]

Alternatively titled, Lesbians have good taste in women.
AfterEllen.com didn’t much like it when Maxim’s editors picked a crack whore (Lindsay Lohan) to be their “Number One” girl. So they came up with a unique idea and created a list of their own.
Let’s face it: Maxim doesn’t cater to lesbians. In fact, you could say [...]

If Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz aren’t the breastest unconfirmed lesbian couple ever I don’t know who is.

Of course they’re denying their love and saying their naked / lingerie clad pillow fights are purely platonic. In which case, I’d like to volunteer to referee, just so things don’t get “out of hand” so to speak. [...]