As commenter i r a darth aggie pointed out “For all we know, Ms. Brinkley is a complete shrew and total buzz kill.

With leads us to the age old adage: No matter how good she looks somebody is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.

Vince Vaughn popped the question.

On bended knee in Paris, France.

Just like Tom Cruise did.

That’s always a good sign.

The blushing bride took a few moments to speak with us at Agent Bedhead. She revealed tha…

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Madonna says that she and Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, are related through distant lineage. Please note the startling resemblance from the pictorial montage below:

Madonna apparently phoned The Duchess to inform her of this oh-so-exciting bit of throwaway trivia. Can you imagine that phone ca…

Yo man. So I know that Eminem wigger was here last week, but listen up, y’all. This is the real deal. I bet you’re wonderin why I’m dressed up like Jesus. Damn, man…I wuz hopin you could tell me what da hell I’m doin. Oh wait – here’s my script.

I’m dre…