The family of noted heterosexual Tom Cruise may be getting larger. The Post’s Page Six reports that Katie Holmes has been spending hours at the Hollywood Scientology Center doing whatever people do there. Normally the news that Scientologists spend a lot of time doing weirdass stuff would be a dog-bites-man story, but this [...]

Not long ago Peaches Geldof spent a day or two hanging out with Fearne Cotton of ITV2. The idea here was to get past Peaches’ image as a useless social excrescence, practically the poster girl for vacuous self-entitlement, and let people meet the real Peaches. Bad idea, as it turns out, because the [...]

Over the past year or so, Katie Holmes spent much time in New York City (working on that Broadway play) and Australia (shooting a movie), while poor Tom Cruise was stuck putting up the appearance of a savvy United Artists studio boss in Hollywood. During this period, Tom occasionally stepped out for a wild night [...]

Poor Katie Holmes. Her acting career is at best lukewarm these days, and her stint on So You Think You Can Dance was widely regarded as an overhyped disappointment. Now she’s trying her hand at yet another career, in her ongoing attempt to define herself as something other than Tom Cruise’s lovebot. [...]

For reasons that I suppose I’ll never understand, some of you have described Juliette Lewis as “pretty hawt” and “total girlfriend material,” in spite of her large, looming monster Scientology box. So, it occurred to me that perhaps Juliette, as a roller derby league skater named “Dinah Might” in the upcoming Whip It, would appeal [...]

One of the nice things about covering celebrity trainwrecks is that, before the wreckage from the last has been cleared away, a new one will come chugging down the tracks. Lindsay Lohan and Amy Winehouse are too depressing and repetitive to write about these days, but this Peaches Geldof person is looking mighty promising. [...]

Many incremental victories have gone to Anonymous in their fight against the Cult of Scientology, and we sort of stopped keeping score but do enjoy declaring the major victories. At the moment, the CO$ must be wondering how to amp up their chronic crisis operations, for the so-called “religion” is officially on trial in France [...]

David Duchovny’s still busy at work filming Season 3 of Showtime’s “Californication,” and it looks like a stint at the beach calls for a slight modification in Hank Moody’s usual uniform. That is, Duchovny has actually switched things up from a black to a dark blue t-shirt and removed his shoes. Hell, I don’t know [...]