Sweet, innocent little Kim Kardashian has always maintained that her sex tape was released to Vivid Entertainment without her knowledge. Of course, Kardashian issued these statements after denying that the tapes even existed, and subsequently, she calmly pocketed $3 million as a royalty settlement fee and dropped her pending lawsuit against Vivid. Kardashian will never [...]

Jennifer Aniston wants to know what the hell happened. (The Blemish)
Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne have a suicide pact. (Celebrity Smack)
Angelina Jolie had her heart broken by Timothy Hutton. (Celebitchy)
Brad Pitt and the hug heard ’round the world. (Ayyyy!)
Lindsay Lohan: Never fear, fake daddy is here. (IBBB)
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt v. Kingston Rossdale in a cute-off. (Hollywood Offender)
Let’s [...]

Yesterday, the internet caught wind of a sex tape, which allegedly contained footage of White Stripes drummer Meg White banging some dude with really hairy balls. No word on the owner of the latter, but the female in the sex tape is reportedly not Meg White:
Meg’s rep tells TMZ, “Some people have a very twisted [...]

Rat infestation at an NYC celeb-frequented eatery. (CityRag)
Jenna Jameson and Amanda Lepore are tranny twins. (Celebrity Smack)
Eva Green adds another title to her legacy. (Ayyyy!)
Pamela Anderson is shacking up with Paris Hilton’s sex-tape ex. (Holy Moly)
Vanessa Hudgens: Faux lesbian makeout pictures & sex tape rumours. (Celebitchy)
Angelina Jolie talks smack about Brad Pitt. (POTP)
Madonna and Britney [...]

If you are as bitchy as we are, then you’ll cackle a bit to hear that Jenna Jameson has retired from the pr0n industry. In the words of Jameson herself, “Yes. A hundred percent.” As a symbolic gesture, Jameson has removed her scary breast implants:
Jameson had the implants removed to mark her retirement from the [...]

Kim Kardashian got a huge paycheck $5 million settlement for her pr0n tape. (Celebitchy)
Ewan McGregor is now even more lickable than he was last month. Mole notwithstanding. (Glitterati)
Lindsay Lohan figures she’s just a few toppled paparazzi away from winning that Oscar. (The Blemish)
Gisele Bundchen totally needs a job, dude. (Evil Beet)
Rachael Ray has no street [...]

Daniel Craig dresses down and looks just as hot as in his Bond suits. (Flea-o-matic)
A former American Idol contestant apparently has an explicit sex tape. (The Blemish)
Jessica Simpson has some hygiene issues. (I’m Bringing Blogging Back)
Kylie Minogue’s new look resembles Patricia Arquette or Nicole Kidman. (Celebrity Smack)
Heather Mills tried to bag Mick Jagger, but [...]