A few things on this highly inflammatory piece of evidence:
(1) Call it the Jimmy Kimmelesque backpedal, if you wish, but someone now claims he was joking. This picture proves otherwise.
(2) My obsessions are not fleeting and ephemeral but rather, ongoing and fairly riveting.
(3) Exactly what is Pete Doherty looking at in this picture?

“Alpacas are considerably smaller than llamas and unlike them are not used as beasts of burden but are valued only for their fiber (wool), used for making blankets and ponchos in South America, and sweaters, blankets, socks and coats in other parts of the world. The fiber comes in more than 22 natural colours.”
- Alpacas [...]

Listen. And understand. Those LLama Butchers are out there. They can’t be bargained with. They can’t be reasoned with. They don’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop, ever, until Cake Eater Chronicles is the #1 Google result for “Showgirls movie blog.”
Oh and one more thing . . . Happy [...]

Guess who’s pouting over their lack of presence in the Blogging Babes lineup (see previous post):
Phinneas Goldfisheus
Steve H.

These guys haven’t yet protested, but I wanted a handy excuse to post this awesome top-seekrit photo of those damn LLamas and Velocihinky (CLICKY!)

In all seriousness, I should have nominated The Smallholder:
Swoon, indeed.

…a gratuitous llama rerun from May 05, 2005 06:33…
Viva! el Cinco De Mayo!!!
Oh, you’re probably wondering what this has to do with the LLama Butchers? Such a long and convoluted answer awaits those who crave this wisdom. Some of the gaps have already been filled by mi compadres: Cranky Neocon provides archeological proof that LLamas [...]

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The LLamas are getting all spiffed up in their best Easter dress. Mom should be proud.
The continuing LLama Butchers photoshop series is becoming something that I look forward to. Indeed, this perhaps is a sign that I probably need some more professional help.
Have you photoshopped a LLama today?

Aye. Guess who found that mythical pot at the end of the rainbow? So this is the grand scheme the LLama Butchers have been hatching all along. Such tenacity!

(Clicky for full effect.)
Is it really pitiful that I’ve been dying to do this for months? Happy St. Patrick’s Day!!!
Seekrit Note To LLamas: Easter is coming [...]

Although I’m not sure this type of offering will make up for casting Cheech and Chong as the LLamabutchers…it’s all that I can muster up out of Photoshop. Kinda sexy, ain’t it???
Only a few short weeks remain until V-Day. No, I don’t mean Veteran’s Day or Velociday, which I believe has been duly relegated to [...]