Sharon Stone annoyed crew members so much on the set of 1996 movie Diabolique, that they urinated into a water tank used for a shower scene – and she showered in it.

Must be that “karma” thing that she mutters so much about.

Thanx to Popbitch.

Bloody hell! Just what I needed to see before heading back to sleep — Eli “Killjoy” Roth & Robert “Wash Me” Pattinson blatantly crossing their hair streams like some Nostradamus shit. Oh sure, this little “encounter” took place under the auspic…

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Sharon Stone was never more than a so-so actress, but she’s likely to become an outstanding crazy old lady. In her latest bid for attention from a world that has long since ceased to care, the Basic Instinct veteran is telling everyone that she’s sick of putting up with men’s crap and might start playing for the other team. This would have been more titillating back when Dubya’s father was president, but it’s her business, right? The unique twist of Stone craziness lies in her explanation:

Everybody is bisexual to an extent. Now men act like women and it is difficult to have a relationship because I like men in that old-fashioned way. I like masculinity and, in truth, only women do that now. If you go on a date with a woman they call and say, “I’m going to pick you up at seven.” They take you somewhere great and you can dress like a chick.

So. Translated from the Stonerese, Sharon seems to be saying that she likes men, but since men are acting all girly, she’s going to date women because they know how to act like real men. Thanks for clarifying the difference between men and women, Sharon. Not to mention the difference between gay and straight. Tune in next week, when Sharon explains the difference between her ass and a hole in the ground.…

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Brad continues to lo…

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