These photos of Sienna Miller, who paused while frolicking on the beach to pick a massive wedgie, are fraught with both mystery and suspense. Oddly, this is quite familiar terrain for many–sort of the opposite of no-man’s land–but who knows what could come out of this thing. Besides the usual, that is.
Imagery: WWTDD

While looking at these photos of Sienna Miller in New York City, I cannot help but wonder if she has decided to play along with her public reputation. After all, nobody is interested in what Sienna has to say because she’s made it all about her body and, more specifically, her venus flytrap of a [...]

Just one more weekend in the (semi)official summer movie cycle, and it’s already clear that 2009 was the biggest summer ever at the box office–$4.18 billion in North America alone. Of course, quantity and quality aren’t necessarily related. Moviefone conducted an online poll yesterday, and found that what moviegoers liked and how they [...]

Sienna Miller is getting over the embarrassment of starring in G. I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (a film one reviewer praised as “more pleasurable than a prolapsed colon”) by hooking up with a new man. The good news is, he’s single. So much for the good news. Here’s the rest: [...]

Sure, Sienna Miller is a serial home-wrecking trollop, but I just can’t seem to hate on her the way she deserves. Partly that’s because she’s quite pretty, and I am an extremely shallow man. However, I’ve always admired the way she can’t even pretend to like a film just because she’s starring in [...]

In recent months, the shores of Sydney, Australia have witnessed an unprecedented increase in the number of shark sightings and multiple attacks upon humans. However, at today’s photocall for G.I. Joe: Rise of Sienna Miller’s Ass, the carnivorous fish were conspicuously absent.
Hey, maybe sharks just don’t have an appetite for alleged fake boobery.
Speakng of which, [...]

It’s a rough job around these parts, for I’ve spent a good half hour staring at Sienna Miller’s breasts, or rather, the lack thereof. After all, the only thing I find remotely interesting about the impending G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra film is Sienna’s alleged fake boobery. According to a quote from a rather [...]

Oh look, Megan Fox and long-term boyfriend David Silver Brian Austin Green are “back together” yet again. Not too surprising really, since it’s become quite the regular practice for Megan to publicize her suddenly single status while promoting her films. Over the weekend, she was spotted hiding from photogs while the couple went out for [...]