There was a time—about three or four months, I think, back in the closing days of the Carter Administration—when Sting was kind of a cool guy. Unfortunately, he’s spent the last three decades burnishing his reputation as the most insufferable twatwaffle in the entire UK. So it seems entirely appropriate that after all [...]

Let’s be honest here and admit that this photo really could go both ways, but it sure looks like Sting is flashing his wang, and Randy Gerber likes what he sees. Meanwhile, Cindy Crawford is all, “Oh how cute,” to which Trudie Styler responds, “Oh don’t worry. My husband does this all the time.” Seriously, [...]

Poor David Bowie has been the topic of the most bizarre of rumours lately. Now, it seems that a so-called Twitter “imposter” has created the impression that Bowie intended to resurrect his most famous of alter egos. So, Bowie himself has denounced this untruth and, as such, denied the revival of Ziggy Stardust for a [...]

Glastonbury Mascot Kate Moss: Two Years, Two Trilbied Boyfriends
Let’s be honest here — you won’t give a shit about this story because it’s mostly about Pete Doherty. In fact, this story will be largely passed over in favor of a picture of somebody’s ass that we’ll probably post later on today. That’s the nature of [...]

A few years ago, Pete Doherty famously forgot his lyrics while performing onstage at Live 8. Naturally, the audience figured that the stumbling, dazed junkie was either high or drunk. Doherty’s excuse was quite interesting:
[T]he Babyshambles star insisted it was all down to Bob Geldof’s 16-year-old daughter.
He said: “I wasn’t lost for words and I [...]

Pete Doherty has been busy making insignificant headlines lately, and I’ve been feeling badly about ignoring him, so I thought a roundup would be proper. Pete and Babyshambles are on tour again, and this time, the quartet have abandoned the half-empty arenas for their usual sold-out, intimate venues. However, Pete got distracted while blogging and [...]

No one ever said Matthew McConaughey could dance. The above photos, taken last year in Australia while Matthew on a break from filming Fool’s Gold, illustrate this fact perfectly. Still, he’s an adorably sexy slob, who enjoys getting loose at a variety of functions, including a Texas Longhorns football game and his 37th Birthday Party:

Forget [...]

Thirty years after the release of “Never Mind the Bullocks,” the remaining members of the English band Sex Pistols have announced that they shall play a gig on November 8 at Brixton Academy in south London. Conveniently, John “Johnny Rotten” Lydon has launched a rather pointless verbal attack on Sting’s band, The Police:
That really is [...]