Oh, I almost don’t have the heart to post these photos, but since these ultimate fanboys haven’t yet picked up on the latest doings of their favourite hot French news anchor goddess, Melissa Theuriau, I feel compelled to be the bearer of relatively bad tidings. After all, she is rather mesmerizing in her, uh, delivery.
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While Melissa leads us all in a moment of toe-curling silence, let us all ponder the negativity that human beings foist upon our Mother Earth. Indeed, it is time to reverse the damage before it is too late:
“The mission of the Global Orgasm is to effect change in the energy field of the Earth through [...]

Above is the Snakes On A Plane promotional poster for France, where the movie opens on August 30th. Fortunately, in the United States, audiences only have to wait until August 18th for the best worst movie ever. God Bless America.
See Also the Gratuitous Melissa Theuriau tie in from those funktastic LLamabutchers.

My bidness partner, Phin, turns thirty-one years old today, so please stop by and tell him that he’s looking old. Be sure to also tell him that he’s a kick-ass designer too!
Phin, thank you for being my adoptive brother and a great friend, and a very Happy Birthday!