– Marge Simpson
French manhood, last seen running screaming for the border in 1940, may be extinct, at least based on the French Top 40. Uber-regulated xenophobic laws mandate 40% of radio songs must be in French. This has spawne
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Once upon a time, I would have told Jack White of the White Stripes to eat my shorts and have been completely serious in that regard. Of course, this would have been a few years ago, before he gobbled up poor little Renee Zellweger for breakfast one day and then proceeded to balloon to epic proportions. D…



