We can think of fewer films other than The Dutchess that would qualify as The Bitchiest Film Screening Ever:

Donald Trump: He’s still pissed off at becoming the 1st Inductee into the Bedhead Hall Of Shame.

Melania Trump: The poor thing knows “the grim reality of Donald Trump in his birth…

Honestly, what the fuck is this? Donald Trump is about as appealing as an unidentified gallon of man chowder.

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Celebrity Mugshots that you’ve never seen before. (CityRag)

Donald Trump’s wife looks like a whore, and his son ain’t all that either. (Celebrity Smack)

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are really getting slammed by the tabloids, whose editors desperately want the couple to brea…

Severance demonstrates that it’s harder to watch characters get killed once you get to know them. (Pajiba)

One groovy judge exists in Ohio who peppers his opinions with pop culture allusions. This far surpasses the entertainment value of the masturbating judge of Oklahoma. (QuizLaw)

Alec…

The newly-reformed Tara Connor, Miss USA 2006, dutifully hands over the crown to Rachel Smith, Miss Tennessee and Miss USA 2007. Why do these dames always cry?

The look on Donald Trump’s face means one thing and one thing only – these two are so totally going to do the nasty backstage. Que…

As a bonus, we present the Painfully Obvious Trump-Oriented Headline of the day:

Bud Bundy isn’t into love and marriage anymore. (Glitterati)

Britney Spears got dumped . . . probably for the first time in her life. (Dlisted)

Hugh Grant is dating a man, baby. (Celebitchy)

Britney Spears doesn’t know her age, or how old she looks, for that matter. (Evil Beet)

Vintage e…

Got Tears? You most certainly will after you read the Tearjerkiest Moments Of The Last 20 Years. He had me at Winnie Cooper. (Pajiba)

Penelope Cruz is showing her boobies to a lucky someone new. (Celebitchy)

Jason Priestly isn’t shooting blanks, and as always, he looks completely thrilled to…