We decline to present you with a needless rehashing of how Tiger Woods just can’t keep it in his pants. Quite simply, all of that nonstop, heavy-rotation coverage elsewhere is nauseating. So, let us gather some wisdom from a source that’s quite familiar with the groupie phenomenon, Mötley Crüe’s Vince Neil, who says that, after [...]

Tommy Lee: After a courtship of 96 hours, Pamela was clubbed over the head and dragged back to the cave. The couple moved on to share the Hepatitis C virus.
Kid Rock: During a summer in which Pamela was such a good mood, she chose to avoid merely marrying “the fisherman on the corner.” Inevitably, [...]

Following the mild scuffle between Kid Rock and Tommy Lee at the 2007 VMAs, Starpulse reports that Las Vegas comedian Jeff Beacher has suggested a boxing ring squareoff. Closeted rapper LL Cool J has offered up the funding, so we’re sort of wondering who would win in a smackdown:

 
 
Kid Rock
 
Tommy Lee

Origin
 
Born Robert James Ritchie (born [...]

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Robert Downey Jr. goes . . . blonde? (Ayyy!)
Tommy Lee pressed charges against Kid Rock. What a wimp. (Evil Beet)
Jessica Alba and her occupational hazards. (CityRag)
Vanessa Hudgens loses more of that [...]

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Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt’s tabloid reconciliation. (Celebitchy)
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Stephen Dorff needs a pickup line. (The Blemish)
Jessica Alba has a stain on her crotch. (Daily Stab)
An Open Letter To Kanye West. (POTP)
Johnny Borrell on why Kirsten Dunst dumped him. (Holy [...]

Natalie Portman is still dating Andy Samberg. (Celebitchy)
Victoria Beckham told the other Spice Girls they’re fat. (Celebrity Smack)
Quentin Tarantino . . . say it ain’t so. (Glitterati)
iPhones are not part of the Apple cult, you ruffian. (HOI)
Demi Moore looks suspiciously like Ozzy Osbourne. (CityRag)
Lauren Hill hearts Harpo Marx. (IBBB)
Tommy Lee and Kimberly Stewart? (Crabbie)
Madonna and [...]

Miss Pamela Sue Anderson attended her 74th 40th birthday party at Planet Hollywood Casino in Vegas, baby. Congrats to Pamela. Her implants don’t look a day over three years old, but the rest of her . . . not so much. Also, Pamela’s continuing Tommy Lee fetish is rather revolting – are they divorced, dating, [...]

Click Image To See Osborne/Walken Hybrid (possibly the worst photoshop ever)
Christopher Walken has signed on for a role involving sex, drugs, and too much damn hairspray. The Oscar Award winning actor will make a cameo appearance as Ozzy Osborne in “The Dirt,” a biopic on the so-called legacy of Motley Crue. Say it ain’t so!

“Osbourne [...]