Poor Kristen Stewart looks none too happy at being caught speaking to Sean Penn outside a Los Angeles hotel. If asked to speculate upon why Penn looks so thrilled to have encountered Bella Swan, I might guess that his daughters are huge fans of the Twilight franchise. However, since this is Jeff Spico…

It’s no surprise that I love finding the bizarre within the seemingly mundane, but sometimes this practice reaps unintended horror comedy. While scrutinizing this particular picture, certain things came to mind, such as, “Why in Xenu’s galactic space opera am I staring at To…

Oh bloody hell. That bastion of western civiilization known as the Daily Mail has claimed that Liz Hurley has “outshine[d]” Kate Moss at a society wedding. Ha.

Yet, in the above photo, Liz sits alone while her husband, Arun Nayar (left), enjoys an actual discussion with Kate Moss and To…

Let’s be honest here and admit that this photo really could go both ways, but it sure looks like Sting is flashing his wang, and Randy Gerber likes what he sees. Meanwhile, Cindy Crawford is all, “Oh how cute,” to which Trudie Styler responds, “Oh don’t worry. My husb…

He’s just got an itch, right?

Yeah, I know that I really should stop picking on Robert Pattinson, but, you see, I have this aversion to his, uh, nasty-looking hair. So, despite the fact that a certain film director recently informed me that RPattz, for all practical purposes, happens to be a ver…

From the looks of this list of Tech-Free Celebrities, someone either doesn’t have an inkling about Scientology-related jargon or is completely fucking with Tom Cruise. Naturally, no one would dare fuck with Tom Cruise, so we’ll assume that the former shortcoming is responsible for…

Woody Allen and his bitches cruised the red carpet and after party at the L.A. premiere of Vicky Cristina Barcelona. In these piccies, the body language of all parties speaks voluptuous volumes. Then again, Scarlett and Woody have been here before…

For whatever reason — perhaps pure novelty — Mariah Carey showed up at the Tokyo Dome and threw the ceremonial first pitch at the match between the Yomiuri Giants & Rakuten Golden Eagles.

Nice heels.

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