This must be a slow news month, for The Sun has apparently splashed out some cash towards one of Jamie Hince’s “friends” in order to get a so-called “exclusive” scoop:
Kate Moss and her boyfriend Jamie Hnce have been invited away with her old flame actor Johnny Depp and his singer wife Vanessa Paradis.
Let’s be honest, [...]

Not too terribly long ago, a story over at Celebitchy discussed Winona Ryder and the lingering effects of dating one Johnny Depp:
I don’t really think Winona’s a bad person, she just comes across as screwed up in this interview – screwed up and drowning in self-pity. She talks about her “first real break-up” and how [...]

So, I decided to shamelessly post some shots from a random Vanessa Paradis photo shoot because, essentially, she is so bloody well appreciated here. Also, it’s Friday, and I just don’t give a crap about words at the moment. Not that anyone needs a particular reason to stare at such an imperfectly gorgeous chick. Johnny [...]

Marion Cotillard marvels at Kelly Brook’s tower of curls.
Bloody hell, it’s not even past Thanksgiving, but the Europeans have already thrown the switches on their seasonal retail extravaganzas. Academy Award winning actress Marion Cotillard uses her talents to light the Champs Elysees Christmas floodlights of Paris, France. Obviously, this ceremony demanded that the normally sensual-looking [...]

He took his sweet freakin’ time (ten years, more or less), but Johnny Depp is finally ready to make an honest woman of Vanessa Paradis. The couple is aiming for a June 14 wedding, probably on Tybee Island in Georgia, which would be convenient for Johnny’s family in Florida. According to the usual [...]

So, a little perverted birdie has told me that we’ve been sorely lacking in the cheesecake department lately, so Vanessa Paradis to the rescue! Hey, if the woman can inspire Johnny Depp to give up his former lifestyle of rock n’ roll debauchery and throwing televisions through the windows of luxury hotel suites, she is [...]

Ever since hearing that Johnny Depp bought a vineyard for his long-term girlfriend, singer-model Vanessa Paradis, we became curious enough to do a bit of research. Naturally, we’ve developed a new girl crush.

Yes, she looks a bit like Kate Moss, and if Kate could sing and dance, the result might be a bit like Vanessa’s [...]

The dreamy Johnny Depp has declared his interminable belief in the jolly red man:
44-year-old Johnny, who has two kids – Lily-Rose, eight, and five-year-old Jack, with actress Vanessa Paradis – says he is looking forward to leaving his mince pie out for Santa later this month.
He jokingly said: I’ll be hanging out with the kiddies [...]