I have a confession to make — very few musicians exist that I’d prefer to rescue me from peril than Jack White of the the Raconteurs and the White Stripes. Unfortunately, rock concerts themselves present immediate danger with little chance of such a rescue. At a 1996 Smashing Pumpkins c…

David Beckham: Is this picture authentic or totally fake? (Gabby Babble)

“The Fonz” will get his ass bronzed in Milwaukee. (Celebrity Smack)

Pamela Anderson & Denise Richards were offered a cool million for a joint Playboy spread. (Celebitchy)

“America’s Next T…

O happy day, for Jack White is no longer resembling Jack Black. The male half of the White Stripes has regained the lanky yet slightly muscular physique that had disappeared from sight a few years ago. White had quit smoking since the habit was destroying his singing voice and, unfortunately, he repl…

Meg White and Jack Black White are finally back to being the White Stripes with a sixth album. Hopefully, we can wish The Raconteurs and “Three Quid” a hasty buh-bye. (A Socialite’s Life)

Liz Hurley in her 50-page photo spread of the ultimate wedding nightmare. (Celebitchy)

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Once upon a time, I would have told Jack White of the White Stripes to eat my shorts and have been completely serious in that regard. Of course, this would have been a few years ago, before he gobbled up poor little Renee Zellweger for breakfast one day and then proceeded to balloon to epic proportions. D…