Whew, That Was A Close One!
Perhaps there’s something severely warped about my sense of humour (as if we didn’t know that already), but, for the past thirty minutes, I’ve been watching and rewatching these five minutes of 2012 footage while pointing and laughing hysterically. Somehow, these protagonists both drive and fly through a series of [...]

The Daily Mail reports that little Suri Cruise, who turns three years old this week, shall bypass preschool and head straight into her inevitable Scientology training. Naturally, Suri will attend the New Village Academy run by “non-Scientologist” Will Smith, who advocates all of the “study tech” and “applied scholastics” methods that are really just cleverly-disguised [...]

Will Smith: The Cliff Huxtable of Scientology

Hell, I slacked off for one day, and a backlog of Scientology-related news has accumulated. Not that I’m surprised, for the minions of David Miscavage seldom rest . . . they’re too busy running from the beatings. At any rate, a bit of good news for those who believe [...]

How about, for a change, some damn good news around here? Well, it looks like, along with Germany, France is starting to get the right idea about Scientology:
A French judge has ordered two departments and seven prominent members of the Church of Scientology in France to stand trial on charges of organized fraud, a judicial [...]

Due to our level of mental maturity, this errant signage has been the source of much hilarity at Bedhead headquarters:
[F]orwarded last night by Oregonian critic Shawn Levy. “This is an actual photo — not Photoshopped — of a second-run Portland movie theater, the Cinemagic, changing its marquee over from Hancock to TDK. As the fellow [...]

Tom Cruise, along with Suri, Connor, and the Holmesbot did the Fourth of July thing in Telluride, Colorado. Their motley crew appeared casually ruffled, but, as with everything Cruise-related, this was, quite obviously, a very carefully orchestrated appearance meant to demonstrate the “normalcy” of Cruise life. Naturally, Suri fares the best here with her kicky [...]

With great sadness, we report the preemptive failure of the latest bid by Katie Holmes, serious actress, to prove her acting mettle. Page Six reports that the Holmesbot, who is preparing for her starring role in Broadway’s revival of Arthur Miller’s “All My Sons,” hasn’t been much of a draw for ticket sales:
“Where are all [...]

No, seriously.
It seems like whenever Will Smith promotes one of his big-budget extravaganzas, a bit too much information always slips out of his mouth. This time, instead of revealing film spoilers at a Japanese press conference, however, Smith is gabbing about Tom Cruise’s irrepressible desire to improve his “swordmanship.” Naturally, Cruise hates to be [...]