Oh go ahead and stifle those snickers, for underneath that ninety-pound frame are fully-loaded boobies. In fact, Victoria Beckham could actually be a fembot created by Bill Gates to keep that cheeky monkey David Beckham distracted, whereby Bono can secure his knighthood from the Queen of England. Check it:
INT. BONO’S PRIVATE QUARTERS – Bono, Bill Gates, and Tony Blair sit at the large conference table.
BONO: David Beckham is getting too close. He must be neutralized. Any suggestions?
GATES: I have created the ultimate weapon to defeat David Beckham. Bring on the Implants!
BONO: Breathtaking, Bill. These automated implants are the perfect bait for the degenerate Beckham.
GATES: These are the latest word in android replicant technology. Lethal, efficient, perky. And no man can
resist their charms.
BONO: Quite impressive. But isn’t Beckham teh gay?
BLAIR: Bill, you didn’t invent breast implants, and you’re not much for predictions either. Remember about a
decade ago when you said “internet will never amount to anything” and then in 2004 you declared, “I don’t think the success of the iPod can continue in the long term, however good Apple may be.”
BONO: That’s shite, Bill. I love me bloody fooking iPod. Hell, I even endorse me own iPod model.
GATES: (gasps ) I figured you were working for the enemy behind my back. And here I’ve gone and released the Victoria roboboobies already. There’s no stopping them!
CUT TO SEDUCTION SCENE – Victoria uses her ultimate weapons to distract Beckham and secure future knighthood for Bono.
DAVID BECKHAM: (on a bed ) I’ve got to defeat Bono! (closes eyes ) Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!
Roboboobie images via Hollywood Tuna
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Please tell me those images are shopped. That ain’t natural.
On another note: I think Bill is correct I think you may have already seen the crest of that wave. Just like with everything else Apple produces, the iPod is so proprietary that eventually someone else’s technology will make either iTunes or the iPod more accessible to people who don’t give their money to Apple. It happened to the Mac when Bill came out with Windows. The company can’t stay ahead of the people who download music from iTunes (which is *supposed* to only work with and iPod) and write code to convert the music to regular mp3 format. Apple Inc places so many restrictions on how you can use the music AFTER you’ve paid for it and downloaded it, that it won’t be long before someone steps up again to fill the void. (IMO based on some outside homework)
The pictures are real. The boobies, not so much.
Believe it or not, Apple places all those restrictions on the music because the artists insist on them. In order to sell copyrighted music in digital format, Apple really has no choice.
Oh my eyes!
Oh no. I’m not falling for this one.
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