The above photo montage was featured in the Daily Mail as a comparison point for Victoria Beckham’s real ass as compared to her digitally enhanced ass in the advertisements for the Beckhams’ new twin his-and-her fragrance set, Intimately Beckham, which shall be released in Britain on September 1st.

As noted previously, Victoria has a 23 inch waist, which is actually a smaller fit than a size zero as measured by U.S. jean sizes. To the anorexic eye, this emaciated state of existence is something to emulate, as stated by a commentor:

“hmm i have to disagree with all of you. i think victoria is gorgeous. whats wrong with being thin? its no crime. shes obviously good at it so just let her do what shes good at and stop complaining because you cant be as thin as her.”

Delusion seems to always spark such cries that opponents simply must be jealous! Obviously, these idiots cannot ever be wrong about anything, so anyone who says otherwise just wants to be like them. No thank you. In fact, after watching my own mother develop severe Ketosis, I am anything but jealous of Victoria Beckham’s skeletal frame. Victoria is not thin but instead unhealthily skinny, and while the former is healthy, the latter should be categorized as a malum in se crime because she influences so many young girls. Starvation should not be marketed as an attractive attribute.

In the ads for the fragrances, Victoria’s lower body has most definitely been digitally enhanced. The exposed thigh is much curvier than Victoria’s very own stems, and the ass itself unmistakably resembles that of Jennifer Lopez. Recent buzz about Intimately promised an advertising campaign featuring “some of the raciest shots ever seen of the photogenic couple.” I do believe that a curvy womanly ass qualifies as something that we’ve never seen associated with Victoria, so if that qualifies as an advertising success, so be it.

Yet it must be noted that this photographic fakery tells the hard truth about Victoria’s physical state and what the general public really does consider to be an attractive body type. The Beckhams stand to make a lot of money from this product line that includes not only perfume, but also body lotion, shower cream, deodorant spray, as well as hair and body wash. A skinny ass probably wouldn’t carry enough weight to support the sensuality of scent.

Intimately promises the confidence of Beckhamesque masculinity via a “‘magnetic, provocative, cool’ blend of grapefruit zest, bergamot and cardamom. Also in the mix are elements of nutmeg, star anise, sandalwood, patchouli and amber.” The essence of Victoria will be carried through “An opulent bouquet of white flowers opens with the pure fresh notes of bergamot and rose petals that linger on the skin.” Unfortunately for Flea, cupcake accord is not listed as one of the ingredients.